Trump is, like, six hours away, tops, from announcing we've made contact with aliens or some shit.
23.07.2025 21:29 β π 3024 π 316 π¬ 87 π 45@the-real-jort.bsky.social
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Trump is, like, six hours away, tops, from announcing we've made contact with aliens or some shit.
23.07.2025 21:29 β π 3024 π 316 π¬ 87 π 45Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
23.07.2025 19:11 β π 10107 π 3798 π¬ 584 π 1786POLLS: Trump underwater on every issue. 75% GOP disapproval on his links to a child molester
DOCTORS: We're *pretty* sure he'll live to see tomorrow? Question mark?
BILLIONAIRES: Now that you mention it Mr. President Sir I've always wanted to be a human footstool. Should I just crouch here, or
every day I wake up and am told to see what the president wrote on his maga xanga page and it's something like "GREEN BEANS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!!" and every sweaty oaf that he hired does everything humanly possible to make that happen
15.07.2025 12:24 β π 227 π 40 π¬ 4 π 1This is Remi. He lost his frisbee in the pond. But fortunately, there are frisbees everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
14.06.2025 15:46 β π 5967 π 508 π¬ 64 π 17Caturday
Wahima Lino
These are the people that make America great π²π½πΊπΈ
13.06.2025 01:49 β π 36730 π 9515 π¬ 1227 π 715This stuff doesnβt look very protect-and-serve-y
09.06.2025 15:05 β π 19731 π 7175 π¬ 1431 π 763The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
LAPD out there like
09.06.2025 14:10 β π 27124 π 5507 π¬ 324 π 177Incredible.
programming.dev/post/31965537
new car what do u guys think
09.06.2025 17:48 β π 69 π 17 π¬ 7 π 0One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
07.06.2025 01:17 β π 13718 π 1624 π¬ 169 π 94**cackling INSANELY**
**notices you**
oh, a thousand pardons my dear, it's only that i've just seen a Meme
They've done it again. You think it's going to be a sleeper in the beginning, but then it hits you.
10.05.2025 16:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wow they arenβt even using vanilla Signal, they got the Apartheid DLC www.telemessage.com
01.05.2025 19:56 β π 114 π 38 π¬ 4 π 3Seeing more covers come out from Ado is just fantastic.
27.04.2025 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How to win an argument with aΒ toddler
You can't. That's because toddlers don't understand what an argument is and aren't interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat earthers, folks committed to a specific agenda and radio talk show hosts) may indicateβ¦
You're telling me AI is good enough to start college? One moment they're young, the next they're moving out. They grow up so fast π₯²
18.04.2025 05:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone have any new topics besides dweebs who are wrong
06.04.2025 12:43 β π 908 π 55 π¬ 123 π 9billionaires: weβll get through this together
everyone else: youβre losing money too?
billionaires: lol no we are getting richer by the minute
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02.04.2025 22:11 β π 6631 π 402 π¬ 56 π 13I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
05.04.2025 18:33 β π 45839 π 11680 π¬ 1001 π 915LIVE: Protest in Maryland against NOAA mass layoffs
20.03.2025 15:04 β π 317 π 92 π¬ 13 π 10Save me from this cage of infinity! βΎοΈ
Check out the opening movie for #Never7 - The End of Infinity! π¬
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ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
A map of the Eastern Hemisphere around 50 AD, showing regions like the Roman Empire, Parthian Empire, Han Dynasty, and various tribes and peoples across Europe, Asia, and Africa. Text says: Imagine a time when the Roman Empire and China's Han dynasty β two of history's greatest superpowers β were barely aware of each other's existence, but made attempts at contact. Their interactions, though very limited, were filled with intrigue, trade, and the appeal of the unknown.
πΊοΈποΈThe ancient Roman Empire and China's Han Dynasty: two of historyβs great superpowers. What did they know about each other? π§΅β¬οΈ (1/7)
27.02.2025 12:26 β π 193 π 20 π¬ 4 π 3Black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat standing on a chair with its forepaws up on a table, investigating a place setting. A full cup of coffee sits nearby but sadly the plate is empty.
Waiting for breakfast. Photo from my collection, 1961.
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