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@the-real-jort.bsky.social

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Trump is, like, six hours away, tops, from announcing we've made contact with aliens or some shit.

23.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3024    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 45
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Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

23.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10107    πŸ” 3798    πŸ’¬ 584    πŸ“Œ 1786

POLLS: Trump underwater on every issue. 75% GOP disapproval on his links to a child molester

DOCTORS: We're *pretty* sure he'll live to see tomorrow? Question mark?

BILLIONAIRES: Now that you mention it Mr. President Sir I've always wanted to be a human footstool. Should I just crouch here, or

18.07.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

every day I wake up and am told to see what the president wrote on his maga xanga page and it's something like "GREEN BEANS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!!" and every sweaty oaf that he hired does everything humanly possible to make that happen

15.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is Remi. He lost his frisbee in the pond. But fortunately, there are frisbees everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

14.06.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5967    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 17
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Caturday
Wahima Lino

14.06.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2407    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 20
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These are the people that make America great πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

13.06.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36730    πŸ” 9515    πŸ’¬ 1227    πŸ“Œ 715
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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y

09.06.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19731    πŸ” 7175    πŸ’¬ 1431    πŸ“Œ 763
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting

The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting

LAPD out there like

09.06.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27124    πŸ” 5507    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 177
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VPN Registrations Increase by 1,000%, less than Hour After PornHub Blocked France From Accessing its Website. - programming.dev Source [https://xcancel.com/ProtonVPN/status/1930338080332099663#m]

Incredible.

programming.dev/post/31965537

10.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new car what do u guys think

09.06.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

07.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13718    πŸ” 1624    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 94

**cackling INSANELY**

**notices you**

oh, a thousand pardons my dear, it's only that i've just seen a Meme

15.05.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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YouTube video by γƒ•γ‚‘γƒ³γƒˆγƒ γ‚·γƒΌγ‚Ώ γƒ•γ‚‘γƒ³γƒˆγƒ γ‚·γƒΌγ‚Ώγ€Žγ™γγ€γγ‚‰γ„γ€οΌˆOFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEOοΌ‰

They've done it again. You think it's going to be a sleeper in the beginning, but then it hits you.

10.05.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow they aren’t even using vanilla Signal, they got the Apartheid DLC www.telemessage.com

01.05.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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【Adoγ€‘γƒ’γƒγƒŠ ζ­Œγ„γΎγ—γŸ
YouTube video by Ado 【Adoγ€‘γƒ’γƒγƒŠ ζ­Œγ„γΎγ—γŸ

Seeing more covers come out from Ado is just fantastic.

27.04.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to win an argument with aΒ toddler You can't. That's because toddlers don't understand what an argument is and aren't interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat earthers, folks committed to a specific agenda and radio talk show hosts) may indicate that they'd like to have an argument, but they're actually engaging in connection, noise, play acting or a chance to earn status.

How to win an argument with aΒ toddler

You can't. That's because toddlers don't understand what an argument is and aren't interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat earthers, folks committed to a specific agenda and radio talk show hosts) may indicate…

14.04.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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As β€˜Bot’ Students Continue to Flood In, Community Colleges Struggle to Respond Community colleges have been dealing with an unprecedented phenomenon: fake students bent on stealing financial aid funds. While it has caused chaos at many colleges, some Southwestern faculty feel th...

You're telling me AI is good enough to start college? One moment they're young, the next they're moving out. They grow up so fast πŸ₯²

18.04.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have any new topics besides dweebs who are wrong

06.04.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 908    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 9

billionaires: we’ll get through this together

everyone else: you’re losing money too?

billionaires: lol no we are getting richer by the minute

03.04.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“· classward.bsky.social

02.04.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6631    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 13

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

05.04.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 45839    πŸ” 11680    πŸ’¬ 1001    πŸ“Œ 915
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LIVE: Protest in Maryland against NOAA mass layoffs YouTube video by Reuters

LIVE: Protest in Maryland against NOAA mass layoffs

20.03.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10
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Save me from this cage of infinity! ♾️

Check out the opening movie for #Never7 - The End of Infinity! 🎬

Available nowπŸ‘‡
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06.03.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?

VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media

28.02.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 20731    πŸ” 4948    πŸ’¬ 4189    πŸ“Œ 2848
A map of the Eastern Hemisphere around 50 AD, showing regions like the Roman Empire, Parthian Empire, Han Dynasty, and various tribes and peoples across Europe, Asia, and Africa. Text says: Imagine a time when the Roman Empire and China's Han dynasty – two of history's greatest superpowers – were barely aware of each other's existence, but made attempts at contact. Their interactions, though very limited, were filled with intrigue, trade, and the appeal of the unknown.

A map of the Eastern Hemisphere around 50 AD, showing regions like the Roman Empire, Parthian Empire, Han Dynasty, and various tribes and peoples across Europe, Asia, and Africa. Text says: Imagine a time when the Roman Empire and China's Han dynasty – two of history's greatest superpowers – were barely aware of each other's existence, but made attempts at contact. Their interactions, though very limited, were filled with intrigue, trade, and the appeal of the unknown.

πŸ—ΊοΈπŸ›οΈThe ancient Roman Empire and China's Han Dynasty: two of history’s great superpowers. What did they know about each other? πŸ§΅β¬‡οΈ (1/7)

27.02.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat standing on a chair with its forepaws up on a table, investigating a place setting. A full cup of coffee sits nearby but sadly the plate is empty.

Black and white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat standing on a chair with its forepaws up on a table, investigating a place setting. A full cup of coffee sits nearby but sadly the plate is empty.

Waiting for breakfast. Photo from my collection, 1961.

22.02.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3159    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

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