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8 bumbarassclotpussybumbarassclot egg?!

09.03.2025 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Personally I like “I’ll slap everybody in this mf!!” Because I wanna see everyone in the room like

09.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Bout to go lay down right now

09.03.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.03.2025 13:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How does my phone suddenly know when I’m sending nudes

09.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey I’m reading Zodiac Academy . . . ARE LANCE AND DARIUS FUCKING?!?!?!

04.03.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They kind of paid Wicked dust

03.03.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zoe screamed to her Mama. I know that’s right

03.03.2025 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To understand this moment in American politics you have to accept that a significant portion of white Americans (regardless of political affiliation) hates Black people being free more than they love themselves or their children.

27.02.2025 16:34 — 👍 1082 🔁 350 💬 21 📌 35

I hate when Apple changes “omw” to On my way! cuz bitch stop making me sound desperate wtf

27.02.2025 19:14 — 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

unpopular opinion but i love every single story of trump voters being fucked over by his policies. they bring me real joy.

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You need a antibiotic friend

27.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

27.02.2025 13:47 — 👍 9841 🔁 790 💬 244 📌 83

i really do not be knowing when people have an issue with me until they say something or someone else tells me 😭 subs be flying right over my head lmao i might even fuck around and like the post and not even realize it's about me 😂

27.02.2025 14:51 — 👍 154 🔁 38 💬 19 📌 32

Like, do you know how stressful it is to run up against glass ceiling after glass ceiling, only for the federal government to legalize discrimination?

27.02.2025 15:42 — 👍 249 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0

A nation that collects taxes but fails to feed the hungry, heal the sick, and house the homeless is guilty of theft.

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