kale satan @kalesatan - Bluesky Profile

Cutie 'spresso tinis on the top floor of Whitney Museum #art #szn

17.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guess I gotta check Bread out. Kornbread 🤌🏻🤌🏻

17.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it's me birthday today! I am off to the best city

17.11.2025 13:42 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 13 📌 0

Last night I ordered Uber Eats while riding passenger princess and accidentally realized when I got to destination that the delivery address was set at some random house en route. I hope someone enjoys that patty melt platter

17.11.2025 13:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11:11 last day of 31

17.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My lyft driver said I look like I'm "on the cane" in my Lyft pic

16.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lil spoon

16.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pitch idea: Lady Gaga and Goo Goo Dolls tour together as Goo Goo Gaga

16.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 124 🔁 14 💬 9 📌 2

thank you, YouTube, for finding me an online loophole for canceling my Planet Fitness membership

12.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being bar mom is exhausting!! One more day of this busy weeek

09.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My friends and I were discussing this on Halloween lol. And wtf is Quora

08.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's healing and redeeming to finally be with a man who is secure, supportive, and humble

08.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

accidentally took full addie today so work/socials love to see me comin'

02.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Came home yesterday to these on my porch railing. Neither of my roommates know where they came from. My first thought was these would make for good earrings

05.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omw to get a pedicure.. just purchased a flight to Mexico for next month! Tequila trip!

05.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last min selling my NIN ticket if anyone's interested #NIN #Brooklyn #NY #nineinchnails

Link here! my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAA-25F...

02.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Friday = pay day + new Sabrina Carpenter album + Neptune Oyster Bar + a box suite @ TD Garden NIN in Boston. All hella worth the waits

29.08.2025 04:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmk bb

15.08.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my mother ghost echiverea and her babies 🤍

15.08.2025 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Local bar does Vampire theme... got the Raisin' Cane

15.08.2025 04:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yer ma fav'rit poaster

14.08.2025 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

send amphetamine salts plz

14.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Treatin' myself
... inspired to make a limoncello from scratch 👀👀👀

14.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Weapons was such a good movie!!! Highly recommend

13.08.2025 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the past 6 months, I've gained so much knowledge as a first-time bar manager. One of the tequila distributors I work with is sending me to Mexico in October... I haven't had much time to be on socials... but I'm working hard and feeling the gains 💪🏼 let's go

13.08.2025 23:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0