surreal whore

uhhh i'm submissive *waits expectantly for you to conjure his exact fantasy out of thin air*

I am a sex worker because I hate sex and I hate work.

yesssss

yesss the feathered hellscape! I hope more people come over to the chitinous paradise 🙏

i wonder if my customer heard me opening a can of cat food whilst i was giving him jerquecoif instructions

That awkward moment when your client's eyes roll back in his head and he declares in a raspy voice "I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES"

Um thanks so much Brian but that won't be necessary 😬

when i tell people i'm a phone sex operator, they probably aren't imagining me saying "i need you to be a lot more specific than that" in an exasperated voice all day every day

Roleplay with a man who is too shy to say anything so you end up playing both roles complete with stage directions and a different voice and mannerisms for his character

it is so much more peaceful here! i hope more anons come over!

omg I could be a socks worker

I need to make this my brand going forward. "Don't even think of asking to gaze upon me, peasants! You will buy this picture of my dirty laundry and be grateful for it!"

i don't know what is more unhinged, the fact that men call me at 8am to have earnest conversations about their journey to becoming cocksuckers, or the fact that i can say all the right things on autopilot even though i'm barely awake because it's such a frequent occurrence

kombucha girl meme: a face showing distaste followed by a face showing a change of heart

Chat guy: please can I have a picture...
Me: *ugh I'm not going to change out of my pajamas and put on makeup so it better be a pic I already have*
Chat guy: ...of your dirty socks because I'm not worthy of seeing your body
Me:

she is the reason that niteflirt will always be my fav

thissss she genuinely sounds like she tried her best and she is sad that jeremy declined to add another $100

Not my chat client insisting that he wants to see a ~natural~ pic of me in everyday clothes when my wardrobe consists only of fetishwear and pajamas

Tbh I love the whole niteflirt experience from the 90s aesthetic to the clunky website to the elevator music to the way the recorded operator sounds a little bit sluttier when she says "please hold while we ask your customer if they want to pay your rate 😉"

me: so, what are you interested in exploring tonight?
customer: sensory deprivation!!
me: ....
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customer: omg that was so hot, thank you!

then i try to pry out any info whatsoever as to what they might be looking for & the only things they offer are activties that don't really make sense on a phone call

half of my customers introduce themselves like "hi my name is sean and i want to be sacrificed to the dark lord in this very specific way, here is the exact script we'll be using tonight"

and the other half refuse to say what they are into at all

Sometimes I worry about my appearance changing but then I post a picture on main and all my clients are in the replies like "love the new haircut!" when that is one of the only things that is still the same. Stay unobservant 😌

Hate to see my customer's balance sharply declining while we're messaging, indicating that someone else is doing a much better job draining him 💀

Glad to see you, too! It's also been glitchy for me over there, I hope to connect with as many people as possible here!

Yay, thank you!! So glad to see you here 🥰

hello! i hope that i can find my friends from anon twitter on here. i think i'll start by mirroring my posts between both platforms & see if i can slowly move everything to here before i get banned from the other place