Stuart Swales🎄

Stuart Swales🎄

@taynappe.bsky.social

Botherer of the rocks of Highland Perthshire, Scotland. Open University Geological Society Chairperson (and Webmaster) For OUGS Social Media follow: https://bsky.app/profile/ougeolsoc.bsky.social

1,118 Followers 807 Following 1,368 Posts Joined Sep 2023
16 hours ago

When Referee 3 is too lazy to review the paper and their AI-generated response cites hallucinated papers to “prove” non-originality! This is mind-boggling. #AcademicSky

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2 hours ago

Our friends used to have one of the houses at the bottom of the lane there.

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21 hours ago
Principles of Boogie Management
 
 
Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times 
 
Establish a collaborative working environment
coupled with individual accountability
to prevent a blame culture
from developing in the first place




Brian Bilston

Principles of Boogie Management.

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23 hours ago
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Ticks next to a 5p coin - that’s the scale.

Nymphs (poppy-seed sized) are so easy to miss!

Check skin after being outdoors, especially hidden spots and remove ticks promptly.

Awareness prevents Lyme.

#TickAware #LymeDiseaseAwareness

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1 day ago
LET'S NOT PLAY FRISBEE WITH THAT POET ANYMORE.

[This is a comic strip, with a poem laid over it. On each panel a new line of the poem is written. The scene is a park, in the summer. A man in a trenchcoat - implicitly Philip Larkin - stands folorn, motionless, looking at people throwing a frisbee. It becomes apparent as the comic progresses that they are trying to play frisbee with him. He stand stock still for the whole comic, watching the frisbee as, panel by panel it soars closer and closer to him].

After contemplating the approaching frisbee for two silent panels, Philip begins his thoughts:

Unloosed, unheralded,
You soar toward me
Across the dying afternoon. 

bright disc of childhood,
Long since thrown wide
Of Youth's green imaginings,

Your slow declining arc
Figures a sky-written truth:
We will all succumb, and soon

To earth's hard oblivion.

[The frisbee hits Philip on the head with a resounding DONK. He falls backwards, to the ground.

[Ends]

Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore

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1 day ago
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Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com

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1 day ago

This disaster finally settled the much-debated question of whether coal dust could cause underground explosions.

Many French mining engineers had hitherto argued that explosions were only caused by gases known in English as firedamp, but there was no gas underground at Courrières.

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2 days ago

Also, who read that and thought 'That's worth citing!'

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2 days ago

This is terrifying

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2 days ago

Top sciencing here!

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2 days ago
British Science Week graphic with a large pink question mark and the text: “Why did you choose to work in astrobiology?” Person outdoors in a hilly landscape near a lake, with a pink quote "I was always 
fascinated by exploring strange worlds and the prospect for finding life beyond our Earth" Jessie Hogan, PhD Student
Person standing on a path beside greenery and stone walls, with a lilac quote "Thinking about outer space and other worlds, and the possibilities of what they may be like, fires my imagination!" Emma Puranen PDRA Astrobiology Ethics Person in a red outdoor jacket standing in a volcanic landscape, with a teal quote "It’s the chance to contribute to one of the oldest questions that people have ever asked." Mark Fox-Powell, Senior Lecturer

It's British Science Week!

This year’s theme is all about curiosity!

We asked some of our members why they chose this path, and their answers were as inspiring and diverse as the field itself

What sparks YOUR curiosity about life in the universe?

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#BritishScienceWeek #Astrobiology #Curiosity

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3 days ago

It has been a complete PR victory for the tech industry that they have muddied the term ‘AI’ so completely that many people think that any valid application of ML = ‘we asked an LLM’

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3 days ago
A Gary Larson cartoon, in which a caveman points to a drawing of a Stegosaurus tail and says, “Now, this end is called the thagomizer, after the late Thag Simmons.”

But without doubt, the single greatest moment is Morgan Freeman dramatically intoning that the spiked tail of the Stegosaurus is called “the Thagomizer.” It is! And here’s why:

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3 days ago
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Lookalike: Andrew / Android

From the new Private Eye, out now.

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3 days ago
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Glasgow Central Fire Sparks Travel Chaos Across the UK A major fire beside Glasgow Central has shut Scotland’s busiest station, triggering nationwide disruption and raising urgent questions over UK rail resilience.

Awful news about Glasgow Central, I'm still hoping the station itself escaped serious damage.
But while we're here, can anyone spot the problem with the news photo below, from thetraveler.org/glasgow-cent...?
We've really got to STOP using AI to fake things.

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3 days ago

BBC News largely asleep

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3 days ago
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Happy International Women's Day!

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3 days ago

#internationalwomensday

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4 days ago

Don't miss our Lapworth Lecture tomorrow with Dr Alfio Alessandro Chiarenza Alessandro Chiarenza, exploring dinosaur ecosystem responses to climate change in the Mesozoic.

Watch in-person or on Zoom, the lecture is free and open to all.
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4 days ago
June Saunders, Women's Royal Naval Service, stands on the fo'c'sle of her boat preparing to make fast. Official Admiralty photograph by Harold William John Tomlin, Plymouth, November 1944. Imperial War Museum: A 26516.

Women have always gone to sea and faced the sea's dangers. Women were in many of the naval losses chronicled here, and are numbered among the casualties. Remembering them, and all the women afloat and ashore whose lives are caught up with the sea, on this #InternationalWomensDay #NavalHistory

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4 days ago
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Hutton's outcrops in Glen Tilt YouTube video by Rob Butler

A video explaining the outcrop of Glen Tilt, following the observations made by James Hutton in 1785 in demonstrating that granite is an intrusive igneous rock 🌋
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-bP...

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5 days ago
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Another shot from last night's trip along the Clyde in the gloaming. I love the mix of shapes, colours and silhouettes in this photo.

#glasgow #glasgowatnight #nightphotography #theclyde #finniestoncrane

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5 days ago

Bugger.

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5 days ago
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Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

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MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

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Join us in Scotland for a rare field experience exploring remarkable landscapes. Stand at Siccar Point, visit Glen Tilt and Jedburgh, and reflect on the legacy of James Hutton—whose observations reshaped our understanding of deep time.

Register today: geosociety.co/ScotlandFieldTrip

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6 days ago

Can you see your house from up there?

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6 days ago

Ha. I have some emails from 1988 still.

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1 week ago

But use the tumble dryer, that gives a much better finish. (And won't wash itself when it all goes horribly wrong)

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1 week ago

Today's random interaction - a lady at the bus stop showed me some LLM slop on her phone. I think it was a woman making a cake in a washing machine.

Her: "Look at this! It can't be real"
Me: "Mmm, no, the Internet is all fake now. Burn your phone"

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