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ugh the pre workout didn’t make me angry this morning it just made me funnier

toeing the line between approachable loser and big titted goth mommy today

new pope just dropped

(kisses each of you on the forehead)

wow i can’t believe jd vance killed the pope

“have the day you voted for” i fear i am having the day THEY voted for :/

i have to laugh about #signalgate or i’ll simply dissolve

personally speaking my domain expansion is just the dish washing station in the back of the malevolent kitchen

i fear being funny is not enough anymore. i must also be worshipped.

i hope every canadian i know swings their big juicy dick around today and knows they’re god’s favorite

luigi i’m begging you luigi.

what the Fuck was that hannity interview.

this tweet is about @revenantisms.bsky.social.

i love when my friends make me Think about their OCs and then i sit and stare at a wall for eight hours, ruminating

pokémon plushies in the rearview and a blue lives matter bumper sticker? honey you have GOT to narrow down the struggle.

OOOOHHHH, I WASN’T DEPRESSED, I JUST NEEDED 250 MG OF CAFFEINE AND LEG DAY!!!1!1!!1!1 oooooOoooOoooHHHHHH

personally my favorite phenomena on the cat side of reddit is when owners realize their boy cats have nipples

in the uber to the airport and i already miss my cat :/

DEAD KENNEDY’s “HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA”?

like, you expected me to grind through “prayer of the refugee” by rise against on expert and NOT listen to the lyrics?

what radicalized me? oh, guitar hero 3’s entire collection in 2007. thanks for asking.