Ellora Lawhorn (she/they)

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Wishbone the jack Russell terrier from the PBS television show of the same name

WWWD(what would wishbone do)

If I had a nickel for every time a sitting US Vice President killed someone, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened thrice. #popefrancis #jdvance

Underrated parts of War and Peace 2/?

Pierre thinks the battle looks exciting and pretty, so he rides through it against the tide of Russian advances. He has no idea why they’re all mad at him. He has no concept of people being blown to pieces around him. His poor servant has to follow him, too.

I really, really, really love replying to a hate comment, using it to dissect their entire psyche, then telling them to have a great day and suggesting new hobbies for them 🥰

Prognosticator of prognosticators 🫡

this this this

Aside from any atrocities, the first thing that other countries need to know about the US is that once a year, we use a groundhog to predict the changing of the seasons based on whether or not the groundhog has a shadow. Something we are capable of deducing from our own shadow.

Underrated parts of War and Peace 1/?

Denisov is being snappy and Petya thinks “oh, is he yelling at me because my pants are snowy and wet?” and then he proceeds to discreetly take off his pants under his cloak.

#literature #literaturememes #classiclit #englishclass

Can you believe that a couple hundred years ago, if you were allergic to bees you just…died?
Like James would get stung and be like “ow, anyway…” and then Bartholomew would get stung and then drop and look like he was strangled???
And it was just like damn, bees are so unpredictable. 😳

The twin peaks closed captioning is legendary

*me watching a calligraphy video on the letter r*

Boomer in comments: “That’s not how you write a cursive a.”

No, Gunner. No it is not. For a generation that shits on my generation for not being “able to read cursive,” you sure can’t read cursive.

“Listen, I heard ‘mustache’ and I got excited!”
- me on forgetting the category and getting a Jeopardy! question wrong

The beginning of the end…

#pixelart #art #space

This is, layout-wise, everything I was promised you-know-what would be and never was. I am a small rabbit peering out of my burrow to see if the eagles have fully passed over my meadow. Thank god. Time to eat a dandelion. 😌