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I'M GEEEEEEEEHRMAN

22.11.2024 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

girls rock anthem

22.11.2024 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh neat I made one too

22.11.2024 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

big shittin

22.11.2024 07:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm gonna shit like right now

22.11.2024 06:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm a lolcow? when did this happen?

30.12.2023 11:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

hey mr. miyamoto what is buttseggs?

26.12.2023 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

miyamoto's slut arc

15.12.2023 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

goin "pussy out" tonight

14.12.2023 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

gotta take the biggest dump of my life rn but koizumi-san just will not leave the mens room. just one of the many ways Woke is destroying our society

09.12.2023 10:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 30.11.2023 03:03 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

hey mr miyamoto are you ever gonna collab in the studio with lil pump?

29.11.2023 09:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to catch up with the young'uns i've started incorporating modern slang into my vocabulary. such as "finna" and "rizz".

28.11.2023 21:40 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

IM GEEEEEEEEEHRMAN

26.11.2023 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh hey we should play unite sometime

24.11.2023 12:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is super funny out of context

24.11.2023 11:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

merry thanksgiving dont forget to FUCK the turkey

23.11.2023 13:20 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

swag

17.11.2023 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shes all like "im babby :))))"

13.11.2023 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bitches on my dick like my name was chris farley

08.11.2023 11:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*disney's goofy voice* i hear the doctors standin over me screamin i can make it got a body full of bullet holes layin here naked still i can't see somethin's evil in my IV cause every time i breathe i think they killin me

04.11.2023 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you're ever down by king's street in st louis missouri ask for steely greg he gives amazing head

03.11.2023 01:11 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

ok but i gotta warn ya, my gengar and croagunk are pretty mean

01.11.2023 06:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin Nintendo of America revealed this demeanor correctly reflects Kirby’s actual anger at the cost of insulin in the United States.

Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin

30.10.2023 17:00 — 👍 860    🔁 214    💬 7    📌 5

he looks like an n64 model glitching out

01.11.2023 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you interested in western isekai series "The Sopranos"?

31.10.2023 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

very interested in western toku series "barney the dinosaur"

30.10.2023 19:35 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

it's not gay if it's only for 2 seconds and you need to do it to save a life

30.10.2023 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gettin my pussy ate at the in-n-out

28.10.2023 03:08 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

It's not easy having a fat pussy

28.10.2023 17:52 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

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