Jim Davis

I need to jack off

hehehehehehehe weed

Mini mo

You know Liz is actually a self insert of her, I always portrayed myself as Jon

I love my wife actually thank you very much

Sometimes money's the root of all evil
But most times it makes you happy as fuck
Sometimes people are hurt so bad
But they won't ever ever show it

Sometimes life don't give a chance to make amends
Sometimes you raise your kids right, they come out fucked
Sometimes you throw the perfect punch and that cat still duck

Sometimes your older brother catches you jerking off
And never ever lets you forget
Sometimes it's fight or flight, and you run like the wind
Sometimes you run right back when you should never again
Sometimes you say fuck it and don't pay back your friends

Sometimes life made to clash in the gulp of smoke
Sometimes you sell out a tour, still come home broke
Sometimes you can't go to sleep 'cause you keep seeing ghosts
Sometimes you gotta cop crack 'cause you ran out of coke
Sometimes you wake up drunk, find Jesus, and lose him
By the time the sun sets

Sometimes your wrist just look like something to slit
Sometimes sky's the limit
Sometimes you wanna start your car up in the garage, sit in that bitch and just еnd it
Sometimes a trick kills a worker, and thе pigs just bluff
Sometimes the pigs beat your ass while they got you in cuffs

Does he know

Oh wait I’m under NDA

The 2-19-26 strip will involve Garfield, Odie, Jon, and Liz attending Mine’s and Daigo’s wedding

That’s right, I was the one who convinced Yokohama to add the ending to Yakuza Kiwami 3 to where Garfield saves Mine, I truly want RGG Studios to let me use him as a character in the Garfield Strips, you’re welcome!

I do it every night with my loving wife

the suicide ritual genuinely hurts so much to watch

don’t watch midsommar while high, holy shit

Oh wait

Guy who has a system with Garfield as part of it

I still got it

They gave me sloppy joppy for Garfield and said they loved me

Me and Paramount have been having relationship issues as of late

I didn’t know how many times we wanted Garfield to kick odie, paramount took my funding, they fucked me off

Obsessed

the real reason we cancelled the show was because I ran out of weed

On this Garfield day, I am getting naked

Oh good lord

Where’s the pipe

Fuck

I would love to see my wonderful community debate on which “Pretty Cure” would be a Garfield fan, I’ll go first