Jonny Name’s Too Long

This movie fucking rules

Novelists should take a hint from painters and do more untitled works.

Every toothbrush you've ever had is still around, floating in the ocean, yearning for your gums

The CN Tower is seen in the distance from Bathurst and Dundas Streets as a thunderstorm forms in Toronto in July 2025

Storm Tracks.

#Toronto #CNtower #BlackAndWhite #Photography

A Calvin and Hobbes comic, with Calvin’s mom saying “Life could be worse, Calvin.”, and he’s replying “life could be a lot better, too!”

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, who always seemed to get it.

*witnessing something infuriating while eating a nutrageous bar* this is a nutrage

Who! The fuck! Is setting off! Fireworks! At ten! Thirty! In the morning!

True Love Leaves No Traces on repeat until either it goes or I do

someone should invent a cat that doesn’t sneeze in my face

did you guys know that if you have enough nicotine you don’t need to eat

a very floppy dog just chased a fox through my yard, that’s got to mean something

All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

Render! at Maximum Depth

A place I wake up blushing like I'm ashamed to be alive

actually that sounds like it would be more straightforward

not far off

I don’t know if this makes sense but emotionally today I am acutely aware of the fact that I have never once solved a Rubik’s Cube

back on my bullshit (eating dinner at the bar alone on a Saturday night while an entirely shitfaced dude at the table behind me quotes Clueless)

Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.

O Lord! Please come down from the mountain
Some of us are broke and having problems
And everybody knows, that I know what's going on
And if cars could run on teardrops, I'd be long, long gone

this is who runs this account

Movie poster artwork for DICK TRACY and GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH

35 years ago today this was the box office opening day double feature. Perfection.

i am running for office on a platform of nationalizing chick-fil-a and giving popeye's a modified liquor license that allows them to sell go cups. a better world is possible

i am beyond delighted to announce to the bluesky world in general (and to unicam heads in particular) that i have located the long-lost gif of ernie chambers elbowing chris beutler off his microphone in the #neleg

Being agnostic is great. My entire philosophy of life it just “How the fuck should I know?”

In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:

1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Omaha Steaks denied ICE entry today 🎊 y’all know what to do for dad day this weekend

Wellbutrin does it. I’m not really tired I’m just still depressed. Hahaha

I had all this time to clean and catch up with my life when I was unemployed, but was too depressed. Now I’m too tired. This is stupid, the future sucks.