Hemlock

But 👁️👄👁️ you’re already a pretty kitty

*furiously grabs the mic to scream* WOULD

They’re scared because it’s on track to be the largest protest spanning multiple cities and even with other countries getting in on it.

I still think about several horny scenes from the 2024 film.

“Oh no! I have to try another bull again? Shucks” *starts stripping enthusiastically*

Thinking about Hemlock being a vampire, and therefore not being able to get pregnant, entering into a breeding program and hoping it takes awhile for anyone to figure why no bull is working.

Yes. He’s a dumbass. Of course I would fuck him.

Darla is a maybe. The Master doesn’t really seem to have interest in sex.

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Me, now with Pink Pony Club stuck in my head.

It really depends. Sometimes the horny energy helps me stay invested in writing the scene.

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But. You write that

Oh. That’s fair.

You fap that loudly?

Horny writers! And artist too.

When you’re writing/drawing a horny scene, and you start to feel aroused, do you:

A. Use that horny energy to finish the scene then reward your work ethic with a good wank

Or

B. Jerk off then go back and finish what you were working on?

One orgasm, ah-hahaha. Two orgasms ah-hahah

I know how you feel. I’m writing my own and every now and then my brain just goes “panic!” When I’m not actively working on it.

Yeah. One moment of true happiness and this loser loses his soul. Talk about a weird way to practice your chastity kink

We can’t fuck, I’d have to stake the douche he would become afterwards.

I have dark hair, I can do an accent, I WILL sleep with him.

A Siberian mudslide. Interesting.

What’s your go to coffee order?

Favorite movie monster?

Upset at a furry convention selling out too quickly? Want furry to remain cool in the age of social media?

Commission weird art. Make your sona weird. Be like me and be on all fours. Support your trans and BIPOC homies. Make this shit supportive and goofy!

If this upsets you, check your heart.

I would, but the Twilight vampires have that weird mate thing and she would never cheat on her himbo.

Now if there was a chance for a threesome 👀

He’s too gay, too in love with Lestat.

I would, but I think she’s too monogamous and too in love with Bubblegum. Which I love for her.

oh the classic crit failure wardrobe malfunction,,,
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He crosses off both my priest kink and my vampire kink. And we’re going to get freaky with the candles.

I love the vibe of the vampire parents but I think I would just be a wine friend with them.