Punished “Venom” Dilbert

Opinions discarded, you are a terf who cannot read

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Imagining a guy who is anti Epstein solely because he invented micro transactions

Mama, take this app off my phone. I can't use it anymore.

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

No one is talking about how the Melania movie is made by the guy who made the Rush Hour movies and then immediately moved to Israel after getting hit with sexual assault allegations.

British person detected. Jog on wanker

So tragic when a co worker excitedly tells me it’s going to be above 0 degrees today. This winter has given us all Stockholm syndrome.

Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin

So you’re telling me ICE murdered him in retaliation? A first degree murder by ICE?

Quick question- did you vote on the bill to hand it over to Trump? What WAS your vote???

... what??

i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you

im in the poison swamp. threre are guys throwing huge rocks at me from way up. theres dudes on kites swooping down to kill me. and theres 100000 monkeys with swords who want my ass Dead

Suck me

cool guys giving u a ciggie

keep fighting

i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you

He’s BACK

Black and white small cat pretending to sit like a human

Deeply, deeply unserious creature

MY ENEMY: i'll see you in hell!!!
ME: what. i never thought you're a bad person. we just have, you know, operational friction. conflicting goals
MY ENEMY: can you please just move your car so i can get out
ME: (walking away) yeah yeah in the morning. see ya in heaven

Why would we care what you think about any of this?

digital art. a bald man wearing sunglasses posing. his t-shirt says “mr. fucker”

mr fucker

Thank you for advocating on behalf of the secret police. Very brave of you

You do not have a functioning brain

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT ASSHOLE

Giving up on this fight early too, huh

Why not? Sounds like you’ve given up already