@derekhill.bsky.social
prominent member of my family
theater screen with "INTERMISSION" on it. heavy futura. wide tracking
06.12.2025 02:52 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought evil was the enemy of good
05.12.2025 22:00 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0i'm in public
06.12.2025 00:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it might have to be lol
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kevin james side smile meme cropped way in
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wikihow illustration of a smiling doctor in scrubs with subheader: "Ensure your plastic surgeon is properly licensed to give BBLs."
05.12.2025 21:11 β π 65 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0she was just doing her job!
05.12.2025 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i tried my best to be reassuring i said "i totally get it" and "it's fine! it's fine!" probably 200 times
05.12.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they fully gave me diaper butt if i'm being honest. no kinda about it
05.12.2025 20:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
05.12.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i have these nice pants been sitting in my closet for like three years now because they kinda gave me diaper butt
05.12.2025 20:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the tailor i went to had to hold my crotch so she said 'i am like your mother' which was funny. my mom doesn't really do that but it was still funny
05.12.2025 20:27 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0#blug i'm holding off writing today cuz i'm seeing kill bill whole bloody affair tonight. i'll write about it and post tomorrow
05.12.2025 20:22 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0those are sometimes the funniest posts to me until i realize i just haven't watched the anime they're referencing
05.12.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0highlighting every word in your post one by one and looking up the definition. getting to the end and immediately rting
05.12.2025 20:05 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you know he was 96, right? i think the old boy was good and ready
05.12.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who, me?
05.12.2025 20:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0forgetful costanza: how great is my sorrow! how wretched my disposition
05.12.2025 19:53 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0born in 1929! he knew gatsby
05.12.2025 19:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've never been inside a gehry buliding. that's kinda funny!
05.12.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0frank gehry is dead, post straight lines
05.12.2025 19:25 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0i don't have to think of a funny joke about frank gehry dying right? does anyone here care about frank gehry?
05.12.2025 19:38 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0This isn't funny...
05.12.2025 18:22 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0forgetful costanza: every day i lose a part of myself
05.12.2025 17:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0forgetful costanza: this "jerry seinfeld"... man or woman?
05.12.2025 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he forgot that normally he would say "mother" or "ma"
05.12.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0forgetful costanza: hey kramer... do you remember my mom's name?
05.12.2025 17:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0nice hush puppies, bro. very beautiful and elegant
04.12.2025 04:18 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0what if instead of shooting guns at each other soldiers shot guns WITH each other one globe one army peace and love everyone
05.12.2025 16:03 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0facial enlumpenment surgery
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