Tentin Quarantino

I know Trump is gonna be furious when he finds out that Bondi/Patel/Pirro/Bongino all held this Pipe Bomber press conference at the same time as his Rwanda/DR Congo peace deal announcement lol

MTG offers up her resignation and then they suddenly have a suspect? That can’t be a coincidence, right? 😂

(Fully kidding, but that would be funny as hell)

Not AI, but NewsNation appears to also be airing an ad featuring Dr. Drew in which he hocks an urgent care kit that includes doses of Ivermectin

That man sees the Bruins logo and becomes bloodthirsty

Mika Zibanejad haunts my nightmares

And of course within 5 minutes of me posting this they score twice 😂

Injuries being accounted for: the Bruins are displaying some of the most god awful puck-handling I’ve ever seen in my life right now in this game

Like I’m not saying that the other networks don’t air any AI slop advertising, but the difference is who it’s aimed at. Most of the advertising I’ve seen could be for any audience whatsoever for even just a single ad. But Fox/Newsmax/NewsNation/et al are a totally different animal with this shit

Because I do work from home, I flip around between all the different news networks throughout the day (yes even Fox/Newsmax) and what’s really funny is I’ve noticed all of the rightward-leaning networks seem to air a ton of AI slop advertising that is almost certainly geared toward elderly viewers

Chat:

My wife just asked Alexa “how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup?” Are we cooked?

So let me get this straight:

The GOP adamantly stood in lock-step with Trump on *not* extending the ACA subsidies to reopen govt, not even for just 1 year (thus allowing them time to come up with their own plan), only for Trump’s plan to be to extend those same subsidies for *checks notes* 2 YEARS?

Appears to actually be a district just north of Austin actually but not sure on anything more specific than that. However it’ll be no shock to anyone to discover he’s running for the GOP primary

Just when you think this can’t get any stupider

Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen

As much as I want that viral audio going around of the Trump call where he’s yelling about the Epstein Files/MTG to be real, I know it’s AI because he was actually able to string more than a few words together without getting off topic

“Shut up. You had me at despot.”

❤️

The plan: to de-radicalize QAnon folks we’re gonna elect each one to Congress for 5 years.

Hell he never looks at Melania that way

My guess is she wants to leave Trump without an extra seat at least until the midterms. They could, obviously, hold a special election but I’m not sure it would make much sense with the mid terms coming up (but also I don’t really know how all that works so I obviously could be wrong (and might be))

Holy shit

It feels almost illegal at this point for this game to go more than a single down without an injury

I was not prepared for what is behind this link 😂

One thing that is crazy about Trump signing the Epstein Bill

When he signed the Laken Riley Act, her family was there

Same for other bills he signed

For Epstein’s victims: nothing

He signed it in the dark of night, and announced it on Truth Social.

This should be something that is discussed

Every Astros fan to Mauricio Dubon rn

The dude who runs this rag is such a hardcore Trumplican that he actually unironically posts shit like this thinking it to be the W he truly believes it to be

I hope they don’t gloss over the cocaine years 😂

Welp…Clay Higgins just gave whoever primaries against him a fucking layup lol

Fuck it I’ll take credit for that

(But seriously who the fuck was it?)

LOL who the fuck is the one Democrat who voted no?

Like…he HATES Andrew Weissman, so like…why has he mentioned Clinton, Hoffman, Larry Summers/et al 8 million times as people who he heard went to the island and only just now mentioning Andrew Weissman?