Gleonard Rainschedule, PhD

What a casual way to tell someone you’ve had a crush on since you met them via tumblr over a decade ago that you had a dream you were married to each other

My coworker tried to say how sad it was and I replied that I would t feel sorry for a man who publicly recommended my community be stoned to death. She immediately said “I don’t think he said that” and that’s the problem. Half of his fans don’t even know what we stands for.

If you are able to find empathy for Charlie Kirk, I can I only assume you have the privilege of belonging to a group that has never been the target of his rhetoric, and you are very lucky.

Genuine question who wants to help proof this draft I’m working on?

What a wild fucking time to be alive

I know I know someone who is a professional archivist but I can’t remember who.

My only friends in this town were my female coworkers but I just found out that they all hang out together outside of work without me so I’m gonna kms

Recipe pls

Maybe it was Clay?

My friend’s girlfriend posted this and now I have to not talk to them any more.

Hey @xor.blue did our graduating class have a valedictorian? I genuinely can’t remember.

it’s only an eiffel tower if the tops kiss each other, otherwise it’s a london bridge. it is important to remember the difference

I tried to start watching it again but I CANNOT remember where I left off or where the story was going

If you take the "c" and "x" off the ends of "cardboard box", you're left with a perfectly repeating ardbo-ardbo

My mom actually agreed that I need a pet so this year might be the year

the progression of AIDS treatment in my lifetime, from how terrifying it was as a child in the 80s to stories like this 40-odd years later, is genuinely one of the human race’s most awe-inspiring scientific achievements. it was a nonnegotiable death sentence for SO LONG

Oh my god

I’m fighting everybody.

Need to remind myself to go get lottery tickets.

Yes all of this

"Can we talk?"
"Can you put your dick away?"

This movie did things to me.

I need the shoes

Pls the people need the front view

Omg @runwithskizzers.bsky.social I can’t believe I missed the prologue of ToM, that scene with Lan and Bulen reduces me to tears every time I read it without fail. Gotta catch up with TVOB.

Had the weirdest sleep last night and I haven’t recovered all day so it’s like I’m walking through a haze.

Ugh i miss being able to use your actual name on socials

That’s not the only thing

Hey! Big fan!

Literally anything this is the Wild West

If there’s one thing I’ve discovered so far on Bluesky it’s that a lot of y’all think your weiners are much bigger then they are, at at least bigger than they look in pictures.