Mark

I can tell you I was much happier as a comics reader when I learned to follow the people making them instead of the companies producing them or the characters in them.

When I was like 15.

The incense lantern they swing around on a chain? I forget what it's called. I can't act like that thing's not cool.

Loved this one.

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🎶 Gigantor the space-age robot is kissin' a man 🎶

Kris Statlander vs. Thekla strap match for the AEW Women's World Championship gets my highest possible rating, "They Beat the Shit Out of Each Other."

I need a cigarette.

I can't even ask "Who would think this is a good idea?" because I can't get past "Who would think this is an idea?"

That's the one where the gal talks about corn husking for like ten minutes, right?

"Bachelor Chow: Now with flavor!"

I was chuckling about "more than 3,000 sites" then I remembered there are only like five websites now.

auuugh my cold black heart

The fix is in!

Oh, Vega gets to be Goth Wife now instead of Temu Moné?

Oh, yeah, I've had a couple of 'em who were like that.

His entire head is whiskers!

Sounds like a call to the urologist is in order.

She's throwing around all them big smart words to say the stupidest shit. Best to move on with your day.

The one in the next town over from mine had a dent in it and didn't spin, I was pretty sure an airplane had hit it.

The massive rotating bucket.

I'll throw it on the pile.

Oh, man, you just reminded me I watch LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL a few months ago. Just zero confidence in its premise, went so far out of the way to explain everything instead of just presenting what it acted like it wanted to present.

I'm glad my "do not engage" alarm is nice and loud.

cotton hill-lookin' ass

We've gotta be close to the point where there have been more years without him than with him.

They're already having trouble wrapping their heads around this one.

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Where are Anna Jay and Tay Melo? Why have the Babes of Wrath stolen TayJay's butt-bump?

Also, who's gunning for the TBS title? Nobody? All right, cool.

Why's Hangman cryin'?
'cause he just got Dunked on

Hah, you and me both.

They're all on youtube (as is his Showtime special Home Entertainment Center, if you've not seen it) and they're still very funny.

So that's me, you, and @thegonzalez.bsky.social who know about Steven Banks, which is way more than I ever expected to run into.

Michael J. Fox has no Goku in him.