Mark

BOOOOOOOOOO

My friend's car broke down so she's been granted a temporary reprieve.

But for how long...?

Roast Beef from Achewood holding a megaphone and a sign that says "SUPPORT EUTHANASIA FOR DUDES WHO HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO THE BEAD SHOP"

*breaks beer bottle on bar*

What'd you say about Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island?

when you don't wait for the slice to cool off

A very fluffy muted calico cat named Dusty curled up on a light blue blanket.

This poor little ball of fluff has no idea she's going to the vet tomorrow.

(It's just shot updates.)

I can smell a Pibb from a mile away

This fancy-ass headset beeping out SOS in morse code when its battery is low seems a bit melodramatic.

You'd think as many times as he ripped off Lobo he could at least get close.

Does DiCaprio fight three clones of himself?

I hung out with people while they watched whatever Super Bowl was in 2024 and as far as I could tell none of the commercials used music made after 2000.

Just turn around and run and don't look back.

Squinting my eyes till they pop and pinching the bridge of my nose till it's one atom thick over this "racism against LLMs" bullshit.

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A great gag and great encapsulation of that kind of guy.

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I'll be damned, the new Naked Gun is actually funny.

This was such a relief to me after the preceding years. So much so that the shop owner where I bought comics during college knew it and made me sit down and read the second issue in its entirety before he'd let me leave the store.

I love PEACEMAKER but I'm pretty sure the season finale is gonna end all like "To be continued in all our great DC Comics tv shows and movies! DC Fever! Catch it!" and I don't wanna catch it.

Seems like most people didn't twig to "Department of Homeland Security" sounding like Nazi shit 24 years ago so, yeah.

I saw the Ramones vid back then and stumbled across the Butthole Surfers one not too long ago but other than those two I had no idea.

Hoping for the best. Again, let us know what we can do.

Yes.

A potato knows what time it is!? No way!

Just gonna assume my dude was puffin' blunts 24/7 till I find out otherwise.

"There's like 30 of you!" What a geek.

"You are receiving this Babylon 5 marathon as a dream..."

Please don't tell Bobby Lashley I'm making light of his yellow suit.

My grandma had a couch the same color as this suit in the early 1980s.

Tell Mercedes I said "hi."

This goes double for everyone doing it to Toni Storm tonight.