November Jane

The ROH specials firmly cemented themselves this year as AEW's boutique shows for the ultimate sickos and I love it.

Jericho please take Sammy with you when you go… he can be your +1… like Ricky was for Cody. Leave Tay though #rohfinalbattle

TK knew I had to pee but didn’t want to step away for the the last 3 matches because I loved them all so much, and in his wisdom & compassion he sent out Sammy so I would #rohfinalbattle

Fellas if ya girl is thicc, has flowing black hair, and is a minotaur... Then that's not your girl that's THE BEAST MORTOS.

BEAST MORTOS MY BELOVED 🥰
#ROHFinalBattle 🤼‍♂️

LET’S GO RED VELVET AAAAAAAAAA #rohfinalbattle

Cackling at Ian and Caprice being like that cool split Red Velvet did was actually strategic because it put pressure on xyz, but then reiterating that it was also a very cool split #rohfinalbattle

Lee Moriarty @theleemoriarty.bsky.social wins via a perfectly executed European Clutch!

What a great great match!

#ROHFinalBattle 🤼‍♂️

Nigel vs Lee with Mox on commentary, TK is standing on my neck with high heeled boots and I’m thanking him for it #rohfinalbattle.

Deonna Purrazzo is so good, and Ian is 100 percent right when he said that Pure championship is tailor-made for her. Awesome moment! #ROHFinalBattle

Ian Riccaboni and Jon Moxley on commentary #ROHFinalBattle

@ianriccaboni.com

Deonna vs Billie went hard as hell and finished strong, we’re in for real fraps tonight friends #rohfinalbattle

The Johan tweet ended up in the last ever The Toast weekly round up, I never wish to sip from this poisoned chalice again

It's really striking to me how few people notice that John Cena's POV is never Vince McMahon being falsely accused. It's always vague double talk around the idea that what Vince stands accused of somehow isn't bad enough to push him out over. But nobody ever pushes back on it.

For too long I only sought out annoying cleverboys or reedy and complicated fictional murderers. Society had poisoned me against the simple joy of a farm fresh hunk

Tysm aew for the midlife revelation that I enjoy hunk-watching

This would require Hook to explain his motivations a third time and I don't think I could handle it

Should AEW be worried? Does a bottlecap weigh more than a bumblebee? What makes cool ranch cool? How many plerts in a glorgan? Stunbat ding or the florbal fandango digeridoo?

I hope Hook hits this verbatim in his next awkward promo

If AEW's intention is for me to handwave it like "don't worry, championships are important but the particulars and lineages are bullshit :)" then we can proceed as we are currently and IMO that's fine. But if they want people to care about individual lineages they need to do a better job. or $500

I genuinely don't care how many belts AEW has and don't need it to make sense in order to be engaged emotionally but if they want me to explain it to friends who watch casually they need to do a better job laying it out (NOT VIA DON CALLIS SCOLDING even tho I laughed) or they need to pay me $500

The aew international belt was merged into the aew unified belt and therefore not mentioned for a bit, and then the aew national belt was introduced, and then the unified belt was un-unified for the C2 so there are both aew national and aew international belts but neither of them are on the line for

The wrestler Pac leaning against the guardrail with his ass popped out

Put that thing AWAY

whoever wins the dynamite diamond ring gets a guaranteed shot at owning warner brothers discovery

it's inspiring in a way... this is why representation is SO important

I feel like my asshole fully unclenched when he acknowledged this

IMO the funniest thing about the "Hook was an inside man for the Opps the whole time" reveal is the classic montage of clues was not moments we missed but ones we observed and decided were dull to think about. You fools, says AEW! Even dull people can do crimes #aewdynamite

Pac pausing to make sure it's ok with the boss 👀 #aewdynamite

I liked it when Mox and Claudio kissed on the mouth

Shout out to Renee being like ”I actually spoke to Jon Moxley earlier today…” in a way my husband and I keep repeating about how we’ve talked to each other earlier in the day #aewdynamite