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subway has some presidential audacity to charge $20 for a sandwich made out of gym mats

it’s tough, gotta admit

me and my girl in another life

“I’m tired of listening to this thing’s displeasure!!”

honestly I just don’t think that machine is measuring anything 😂

the angst continues
“I walked by it and it went down to 70!!! what the fuck!!”

at least once a day! lol

you know I love it!!

“this thing thinks I’m stinky!”

the new shark air purifier always drops a few points when my husband walks by, and he is very upset about it

i was really hoping it would be a laser taking down his plane

if only our representatives in PA had half her spine

also: loaded baked potatoes

this seems like a big deal????

i hate anytime that happens

it’s such cognitive dissonance because we don’t want to believe that we’d eat intelligent animals

i’m so proud of my fantasy football quarterback caleb williams

I could have sworn Jesus had some words about refugees

they’re about to call me up to replace cj stroud

merrill jungle moc

these shoes held a chokehold over boomers 20 years ago. it was a simpler time

where is the mold?? ugh

uh wait what

the greatest american export has been the loaded baked potato and I’ll go to my grave with that

I love them too 😭😭

the economy

especially when, you know, our reps have turned the phones off and the voicemail box is full

it’s a trap!!!

if I can find some, l will report back

is this true 👀

is there vegan spam or was that just a fever dream