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Sarcasm is my native tongue; I enjoy those who wield it like a sword. My posts contain snark, swearing, and Oxford commas. Gamer, Galactic, Sapiophile, Fluent in Typonese Progressive๐Ÿ”ตDot ๐Ÿ”ดState MT

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I am grateful to be on the second part of my life instead of the first. I, too, take solace in the fact that I won't be alive with the results of this era for an extended period of time. I never pictured the life we are in now possible, which only shows how under utilized our imaginations are. Ugh.

04.08.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I earned my PhD in self care out of necessity, and I'm proud to report I graduated valedictorian. What I didn't realize during my studies is how imperative it would be to have it for survival in this era. Those skills have shown me how to hang on to my joy and health instead of burning on outrage.

21.07.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cheer each and every time another person adopts this thinking! Welcome to the club where the water is warm and the view is bright. This is where we each have the final say over the stories in our lives and others' power over them drifts away. Shine as brightly as you desire.

21.07.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 'make 'roid ragers great' crowd! At least Rush Limbaugh is still dead and buried.

19.07.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I look forward to seeing him lying in state for the last time. At least he will be lying quietly unlike the 50,000 other times... And no backsies!

17.07.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I haven't either, and I'm resentful that I even know who they are.

16.07.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Roberts was there just to call balls and strikes... since that is a mantra he wants people to believe.๐Ÿ™„
Asshole.

16.07.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure there is whole industry that could be made from trump in Greek Coliseum style chasing underage girls until he catches one while the crowd cheers. It would be like the canned hunts of wild animals where rich men get their trophies. It's gross and disgusting and now I need a shower.

15.07.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It won't play for me either.

15.07.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You say introvert. I say state of the art social filtration system that improves the quality and purity of interaction by preemptively reducing contaminants.

You say introvert. I say state of the art social filtration system that improves the quality and purity of interaction by preemptively reducing contaminants.

11.07.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pissed that he is likely going to die in office. Even the best medical care can't stop the progression of what he's got. I wanted to see him humiliated and behind bars. I wanted his grandkids to change their names and disown their parents so as not to be linked to this family of grifters.
<sigh>

09.07.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dumb as a trump on a stump.

09.07.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laughter is always on the menu as the main course. After that, it could be anything from filet mignon to beans and barley. Choose your day wisely... ๐Ÿ˜‰

09.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An image of a post from Xitter.

Charlie Kirk posts: Everything you are witnessing is a plan to destabilize, destroy, and transition the America you grew up in.

DoyougrokGary responds: I grew up in an America where a woman could not get a credit card, marital rape was not only legal but considered impossible, gay sex was punishable by hard prison time, possessing marijuana could get you life in prison, black men were still being lynched, young men were being drafted and sent off to die.

And I am only in my early 60s.

Your romanticizing the past is self-serving bullshit.

An image of a post from Xitter. Charlie Kirk posts: Everything you are witnessing is a plan to destabilize, destroy, and transition the America you grew up in. DoyougrokGary responds: I grew up in an America where a woman could not get a credit card, marital rape was not only legal but considered impossible, gay sex was punishable by hard prison time, possessing marijuana could get you life in prison, black men were still being lynched, young men were being drafted and sent off to die. And I am only in my early 60s. Your romanticizing the past is self-serving bullshit.

I just hit my 6th decade. I was alive during these times, too, and it hurts my brain that so many cheer going back to this.

09.07.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A saying: I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner".

A saying: I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as "inappropriate with a chance of ruining family dinner".

If this applies to you, you are welcome to dine at my house anytime, and without notice.

09.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone ask Grok!

09.07.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medieval times Take II ๐ŸŽฌ

07.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And personal invites will be sent to those whose votes can be counted on from the database DOGE compiled on all citizens. All heil the America Party!

07.07.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All without ceremonies! At least the ancient people had the decency to require ceremonies for the whole community to witness! This will be carried out individually for only the families to mourn. Progress, amirite?!
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07.07.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump MAGAtism at its finest!

07.07.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it is glorious to watch the meltdowns.

07.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump MAGAtism is dumb as a trump on a stump. Collectively and individually.

07.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This gives me joy

06.07.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Inquiring minds want to know.

06.07.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And then just like Josh Hawley and Lisa Murkowski, she will vote yes. Granted, she only has a 14% approval rating in her state, but they keep voting her in. I wish I felt confident she wasn't just yanking our chains with her concern.

30.06.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His self righteousness does not allow for self reflection or awareness.

30.06.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sock only good for hanging on a doorknob as a signal to your college roommate not to come in.

30.06.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 30.06.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only we had air raid sirens, eh?
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30.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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