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@hatio.bsky.social

Pronounced like โ€œratioโ€ :P 30, he/him, taken ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Amateur artist- Argonian that likes wedgies and bullying lmao ๐Ÿ”žnsfw frequently๐Ÿ”ž Banner and icon by @artsydragon@bsky.social https://ko-fi.com/hatio358

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A nervous nerdy corgi named Jojo struggles to go up and ask his crush out on a date. Trembling, stuttering, and trying to offer a rose the right words start to escape him as his crush raises an eyebrow in confusion. Not looking good. Luckily for him, his jock rabbit friend Riley was walking by! Wincing at the scene of it all, the tall mischievous jock rabbit came up with the perfect plan to be a wingman.

Sneaking up on the crashing and burning corgi, Riley reaches for the sides of Jojo's flowery pink undies. The corgi letting out a confused whimper, before immediately being swept off the ground in one devastating wedgie pull! An immediate uproarious laughter erupts from passerbys as the scene evolved. The now squealing dork dog turning a very cute shade of pink, flailing for dear life as his underwear practically engulfs him at all sides. Ensuring the humiliating wedgie of a lifetime allllll in front of his now laughing crush~ The crude bunny jock snickering at the now self imploding corgi, stretches his undies far and wide, revealing the word "DATE?" written on the front. 

Grinning wide, Riley raises his eyebrows at JoJo's crush as he says, "I believeeee this dorky lil pipsqueak was trying to ask you on a date! He's quite the catch and he really likes you. And now you know exactly how to treat him! Give him a shot?" he says bouncing the corgi like a toy the whole time.

The crush, now wiping tears from his eyes after busting a gut from the scene ponders for a moment, very amused and flattered. He walks up to the flustered overstimulated dog, giving him a smooch on the cheek. "Meet me for dinner wedgie boy~" he teasingly says before walking off. Jojo wags at the speed of light, almost forgetting the predicament he's in!

Riley snaps him back to reality, literally, snapping Jojo's waistband tightly to his shoulders causing him to yelp and groan. The bunny ruffling his hair teasingly and affectionately. 

"Looks like you got yourself a date, lil dude!~'

A nervous nerdy corgi named Jojo struggles to go up and ask his crush out on a date. Trembling, stuttering, and trying to offer a rose the right words start to escape him as his crush raises an eyebrow in confusion. Not looking good. Luckily for him, his jock rabbit friend Riley was walking by! Wincing at the scene of it all, the tall mischievous jock rabbit came up with the perfect plan to be a wingman. Sneaking up on the crashing and burning corgi, Riley reaches for the sides of Jojo's flowery pink undies. The corgi letting out a confused whimper, before immediately being swept off the ground in one devastating wedgie pull! An immediate uproarious laughter erupts from passerbys as the scene evolved. The now squealing dork dog turning a very cute shade of pink, flailing for dear life as his underwear practically engulfs him at all sides. Ensuring the humiliating wedgie of a lifetime allllll in front of his now laughing crush~ The crude bunny jock snickering at the now self imploding corgi, stretches his undies far and wide, revealing the word "DATE?" written on the front. Grinning wide, Riley raises his eyebrows at JoJo's crush as he says, "I believeeee this dorky lil pipsqueak was trying to ask you on a date! He's quite the catch and he really likes you. And now you know exactly how to treat him! Give him a shot?" he says bouncing the corgi like a toy the whole time. The crush, now wiping tears from his eyes after busting a gut from the scene ponders for a moment, very amused and flattered. He walks up to the flustered overstimulated dog, giving him a smooch on the cheek. "Meet me for dinner wedgie boy~" he teasingly says before walking off. Jojo wags at the speed of light, almost forgetting the predicament he's in! Riley snaps him back to reality, literally, snapping Jojo's waistband tightly to his shoulders causing him to yelp and groan. The bunny ruffling his hair teasingly and affectionately. "Looks like you got yourself a date, lil dude!~'

Get yourself a wedgie wingman this Valentine's day to help ask your crush out! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’• ft @jojocorgi.bsky.social

Comm from the great @hidegreenfox.bsky.social <3

14.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A beautiful realization of my cringe-ass-nae-nae-baby idea of Jock Atom giving a wedgie to Foxy the Pirate

A beautiful realization of my cringe-ass-nae-nae-baby idea of Jock Atom giving a wedgie to Foxy the Pirate

Jock Atom is such a bully to poor Foxy! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฉฒ๐ŸฆŠ
Amazing art from the artist @harryh4.bsky.social ! I love how it came out, he did such a fantastic job of making my gay idea a reality ;3c
Please check him out, he makes really great art uwu

14.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loving the comments on this lmao

You all passed the vibe check

14.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right on my stretched out waistband! ๐Ÿคฉ

โ€ฆowie

14.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s just like me fr

14.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! ๐Ÿ’š

14.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™M FEELING VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS

14.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Squeal. Louder. Weakling..."
*sssssSTRETTTTTTTCHHHH*

A little gravity powered wedgie from the rock golem I'm normal about ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต

@haxsmacks.bsky.social popped off, thaaaank you mate! โœจโœจ๐Ÿฉตโœจ

14.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using the One Ring as a nose ring ๐Ÿ„

14.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which gives me the opportunity to make a new OC.
Minotaur Dark Lord.
Like Sauron but with horns and hooves. And replace an obsession with efficiency and productivity with BDSM kinks. Maybe even makes rings, the kind that go on every body part but the finger.

13.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I wonder what Ilios is asking you ๐Ÿฎโœจsee the full on Patreon!

13.02.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hold on i gotta take this

13.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4906    ๐Ÿ” 1363    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See paws
Post paws, or in this case steppers!~
#feetsky #furryart

11.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a single goddamn thought in that skull

13.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me this isn't hot. ๐Ÿฅด

13.02.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 650    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mood board my pookie @whiptailed.bsky.social made for me ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฉท (very very accurate)

05.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gal๐Ÿฒ

13.02.2026 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 850    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Even dorkier alt look at this nerd

28.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hey check out these dorky undies this loser is wearing ๐Ÿคญ ๐Ÿฉฒ

๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ by @harryh4.bsky.social

28.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 501    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh this old dog has no idea what's coming

#castroart #peyton

11.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1247    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’ง

12.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anubis for the people

Put everything I had into this design and this pic, it's like 8k res on my P/SS if you want it there royarashi.art

idk what came over me but I love how it came out

20.04.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7550    ๐Ÿ” 1424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I just really like scaliesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฅฐ

13.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, glad you like! cx

13.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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while im on fire, here's a zavok i finished for ring racers (him, scolipede and more will be playable soon in my modpack coming next month)

13.02.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 240    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sakljfsdakjasdf thank you I tried ๐Ÿ’š

13.02.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Com for @reggieigulas.bsky.social!

13.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reggie the iguana is in his hockey gear, and hanging by his tighty whities in front of Hatio the argonian. Hatio is starstruck at seeing his favorite player. Reggie's teammate Jaxon taunts him offscreen.

Reggie the iguana is in his hockey gear, and hanging by his tighty whities in front of Hatio the argonian. Hatio is starstruck at seeing his favorite player. Reggie's teammate Jaxon taunts him offscreen.

I was so excited when I won these tickets, I even get to go meet the team before the game and get some autographs! Problem is... I've been back here for like 10 minutes, nobody to greet me or anything ๐Ÿ˜•
I'm starting to get impatient... ๐Ÿ˜ 

"W-wait Jaxon, nooOOO-!!"

๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜™๐˜™๐˜๐˜—๐˜—-

13.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You, me. You're in a hanging wedgie. I'm fully clothed, on drugs, and have plenty of cold water bottles. I tell you about all the movies I hate. I pull on your legs when you get distracted. You say I'm right about everything. You get to touch the floor again. We make out. It's been four hours.

10.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Amalgamate-xeno-dragon done for Demonia_Hell! Triple the threat in one package.

11.02.2026 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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