Big Papi Smash

Thanks for Ameri-splaining. We are aware, and watching from our igloos.
"Game 1 of the 2025 World Series was watched by an average of seven million Canadians. That’s more than one-sixth of the entire population of Canada."

Imagine going to Federal Prison. Now imagine everyone knows your name is ButtFumble.

"Humphrey came into this game with questionable groin."
Thanks, Aikman.

Addition by subtraction. Refusal to DH, lack of hustle, general bad attitude, getting worse by the day. Can't have it with so many young players in the room.

As an amateur handwriting analyst, I have concluded that the signature on that birthday card is authentic.
Furthermore, the signature actually reads...

"Donald MyLovelyLadyHump"

On this date in 2010, former Red Sox Pitcher, 63 yr old Bill Lee pitches 5.1 innings and allows 2 runs, in his start for Brockton against Worcester in a Can-Am league game. He becomes the oldest pitcher to win a professional baseball game. 2 yrs later pitching for San Rafael he wins again at 65.

If you apply the adage that whichever team gets the better player wins the trade, it might influence your decision on Rafael Devers for Jordan Hicks. #RedSox

When they crenate him, all that KFC grease in him is gonna create YUGGE flames.

BREAKING NEWS: Toronto Blue Jays Players and Coaching Staff Pledge $500,000 to Victims of Annunciation Catholic School Tragedy #MLB

Sounds like you are okay with 8 year olds going to school in the morning and never coming home. Good for you, nut realize that there are people who cannot make it make sense.

Did the squirrel running onto the field at the Red Sox - Yankees game count as a mound visit?

They don't write 'em like this anymore..

"Watch out for the medallion,my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace."

Green Dildo Named WNBA Player Of The Week.

Just wondering... will they be playing Enter Sandman as they wheel Mariano Rivera into the O.R.? #Yankees

#RedSox Can we maybe have a fresh shirt for Giolito about now? He's completely soaked through this one.

Red Sox prepare to go to the Matz in the 6th. (see what I did there?)

Thankfully, there has been very little development along coastlines in the last 90 years, so quantifying earthquake magnitude and tsunami potential is unimportant.

The Colbert Report was a caricature of a Conservative pundit (Tucker Carlson et al). Did you think he was serious?

#F1 Was Star Wars as interesting after they killed Darth Vader?

Canucks fans are stressed, because they'll have to come up with something to chirp Oilers fans about, other than Evander Kane's (unfounded) domestic abuse allegeations.

He fixed that very quickly.. 4 BB, 2HBP

Bregman has an opt out at the end of this season. What possible reason would he have to stay? Assuming, of course, that he doesn't approve a trade to a contender before the end of July.

I did the math. 2025 plus 86 years... Red Sox World Champions in 2111!

If the Oilers win, you could make a case for Calvin Pickard as Conn Smythe winner. Assuming he's got the net, the Cup win would make him 12 and 1 at worst, and last night has to be one of the best relief performances in playoff history.

Consumer Alert:
Burger King's new Dragon Whopper contains very little actual dragon.

Not a Drai eye in the house!