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Just wondering... will they be playing Enter Sandman as they wheel Mariano Rivera into the O.R.? #Yankees

#RedSox Can we maybe have a fresh shirt for Giolito about now? He's completely soaked through this one.

Red Sox prepare to go to the Matz in the 6th. (see what I did there?)

Thankfully, there has been very little development along coastlines in the last 90 years, so quantifying earthquake magnitude and tsunami potential is unimportant.

The Colbert Report was a caricature of a Conservative pundit (Tucker Carlson et al). Did you think he was serious?

#F1 Was Star Wars as interesting after they killed Darth Vader?

Canucks fans are stressed, because they'll have to come up with something to chirp Oilers fans about, other than Evander Kane's (unfounded) domestic abuse allegeations.

He fixed that very quickly.. 4 BB, 2HBP

Bregman has an opt out at the end of this season. What possible reason would he have to stay? Assuming, of course, that he doesn't approve a trade to a contender before the end of July.

I did the math. 2025 plus 86 years... Red Sox World Champions in 2111!

If the Oilers win, you could make a case for Calvin Pickard as Conn Smythe winner. Assuming he's got the net, the Cup win would make him 12 and 1 at worst, and last night has to be one of the best relief performances in playoff history.

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Not a Drai eye in the house!

Not telling your goalie he's coming out, and waiting until he's halfway back to his net before waving at him to get off the ice is a horseshit move. Even Mike Babcock ctinged. The good news? Oettinger will be the Stars goalie long after DeBoer is a bad memory.

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I'm very tired of the non stop pessimism of O'Brien and Merloni. Because I watch on mlb.tv, I've started switching to te opponent's broadcast when the Nattering Nabobs Of Negativism get on my nerves.

Humiliating your best player by waiting until he's halfway back to his net after a timeout then waving at him to get off the ice is gutless. Using the postgame to roast him again is classless.
Pete DeBoer getting his ass kicked is just desserts.
Worst human being to coach a NHL team since Babcock.

Quick question.. WTAF are you talking about, and why is this thread polluting the NHL category?

I imagine a brief meetingprior to the #Letsgooilers morning skate...
Coach Knob: "With Hyman out, we need somebody to step up and play like Trent Frederic... think you can be that guy?"
Trent Frederic: "Yes, sir, I defintely will."

How about we just not take the field for the bottom of the 9th if it's tied? Is that better for you?

6 foot 6, 220 pounds... I like Big But, and I cannot lie.

#NHLHockey
Zach Hyman played 73 games in the regular season, and amassed 59 total hits.
In these playoffs, Hyman has played 14 games and amassed a total of 109 hits.
Zach "The HitMan" Hyman sounds pretty good to me. #LetsGoOilers

In fairness to the #RedSox lack of offense, the average age of the starting nine today was 25.9 years old. By comparison, the Dodgers average age was 31. Those Dodgers are also being paid slightly more, 171 million in base salary to the Sox around 38 million.

Your job as a broadcaster should be to keep viewers watching, even on days when it's not going so well. Stay a while longer, see a few more of our sponsors ads. I don't need you to tell me the team is shit, I can see that. I'm looking at you, O'Brien and Merloni. #RedSox

The way AC slapped that cover, BP must stand for Bitch Phone. #RedSox

@edmontonjack.bsky.social Tell us some good news... are you doing the WCF?

I don't know what apathy means, and I don't care.

A phantom tripping call in the 3rd period of a 0-0 game. A bit of a break, all right.