@dorks.bsky.social
“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag
If I were a rich man, with a million or two.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
22.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
top 10 video of all time tbh
22.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did a little write-up for the new Scooter McCrae film for work! If you want to see how a SOV master makes the jump to 16mm, this is a must watch. Nasty film that I love, now on sale for 50% off! vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-day...
20.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i genuinely try my hardest not to forget this
20.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How I’m treating the last year of my 20s
15.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bunny girl who says she loves the ocean but she really just goes to the beach to read trashy romantasy books in peace #art
14.10.2025 06:50 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
This is the hardest shit ive ever fucking seen.
14.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
13.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
shut up your not listening i hate you
13.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
comm for @velvetvortex.rip of their oc ROTHEART!! ...who coincidentally has taken MY heart..! i really love this design!! #art
13.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
women.... #art
13.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0OMG, Happy belated birthday!!! I’m glad to hear it was a good one! :)
10.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO!!! i love u ren
09.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was swept away by the spectacle of PTA making an expensive blockbuster that I forgot I was watching a PTA film and cried really hard at the ending. Whoops! The beauty of VistaVision got my ass!
29.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me and my boyfriend saw this deer during the concert and immediately had to ask them for a picture after the show. What a perfect suit!!!! I forgot to ask for their name :(
28.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The definition of a perfect show! Tears running down my face for most of the encore. Those darned Car Seat boys have done it again!!!!
28.09.2025 04:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m here if you care
27.09.2025 22:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No one in the Car Seat Headrest line knows Dorks is here
27.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
emergency art commissions!! very very cheap prices and i will go EVEN CHEAPER for anyone able to donate!! dm for details!!!!!
26.09.2025 19:44 — 👍 14 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1
took me 3 times to get this right because im eating pizza
26.09.2025 00:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels magical to finally be living with my boyfriend and we can do incredibly simple normal things like, eating pizza together. Something that for the past 8 would take weeks of planning to coordinate our long distance schedules to accomplish. This is LOVE in action :)
26.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT SPOIL IF WILLY WONKA WILL MAKE A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AT THE END OF WONKA!!!!!!!! NO SPOILERS !!!!!
25.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Been crying laughing looking at Twitter where I keep getting fed posts from Wicked fans who are yelling “WHY WOULD THEY POST SUCH MAJOR SPOILERS???” and it’s literally just the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz looking depressed.
25.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
23.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
who are you
22.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i care you :)
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