Disobedient Avocado 🥑

Kate Bush cover on The Traitors. Oh I know that's right 🫦🫦 (should have used the original the cover was CRAP)

Kate remains a real one I see 🥰 Using a song that is arguably about fucking is an odd choice for this tho 😅

Bugonia was excellent. Lanthimos' ability to critique modern capitalist corporate culture and conspiracy theorists at once, while also exploring the power of persuasion is extremely impressive, and to do it in such an engaging, unpretentious, and entertaining way is such a feat. Strongly recommend!

Really good! But too long, and a more specific ending would have been nice

Saw mother this week 😌

I've decided to cancel charismatic people, what do you mean you're not obsessed with me? What do you mean you're warm, conversational and convivial with everyone you meet? FUCK OFF

Even though Helena Bonham Carter's Mrs. Lovett isn't as vocally strong as other portrayals, her choice to bring out the softer side of her character to align more closely with her voice leads to some beautiful moments. Also I think the films final climax is musically the best due to this

Some of us don't even have a working dishwasher :( I am the dishwasher to be loaded and unloaded :(

Why are you using the word "will" here? They have no ability to do this currently. "Tories propose to scrap stamp duty on primary residences if elected, Kemi Badenoch tells conference" - poor misleading journalism.

This is absolutely shameful from Mahmood.The fact this supposedly 'Labour' government has done more to suppress the right to protest than the tory government is extremely concerning. Mahmood and the entire government should be listening to the protests not preventing them.

Faye and I looked cute the other day 🥰

My memory is so hazy about it, we had some R.E day with some christian group in year 7, I think they were quite mortified with the performance we came up with. I was playing Jojo in Seussical the musical so the songs were in my head. It was cringe but it was before puberty destroyed my confidence

Are they both not far better than her? 😅 I once performed a version of Gertrude McFuzz's song but about Ruth from the bible 😅

Thinking about Stephen Sondheim this Friday morning 🥲

Absolute slop. Wtf is this crap 😭 It's wild to me that they have managed to make something so visually devoid when it is based on two extremely artistic and rich sources

I have found one in my size already

Not me going suit shopping but realising what I actually want is military uniform 😅🤣 I'm sorry but this is so cunty

I'm going to the Trafford Centre

Home is showing it early on 12th October as part of the BFI film festival :)

TITS! TITS EVERYWHERE! TITS IN YOUR FACE, TITS IN MY FACE, TITS ALL OVER THE PLACE

I shall be playing breast bingo x

4 HOURS TOM, 4!

I can't believe I am going to see this. Might not survive

You know you can talk about middle class southerners you hate in the morning with some coffee? Really that's the more appropriate time to do it x

Stunning but have you considered... painting the ceiling green too?

This is going well then...

Yes! And the V&A do lovely cakes too 🥰

I've been so depressed all day as I thought the Marie Antoinette exhibit at the V&A had sold out (it was showing as such last night) but thankfully I checked just now and it is not!!!! TICKETS SECURED! FEELING JOVIALLLLL

Gawd my building looks gross even in painted form

That's not the type of sling I want to build :(