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When you see my face hope it gives you hell

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Resign!

04.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a nice break in the pod. Love'd that ep.

30.01.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t need healthcare… I just need you to send me any beer from new glarus. I’d settle for a cheese curd. Additionally, I consider you a coward for not taking over the u.p. from those bitches on mitchigan. I yield my time.

23.01.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if he wasn’t wearing such seductive clothing they’re wouldn’t have tried to storm his capitol. Obviously his problem.

23.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

22.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1368    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 21
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Jones: All you do is keep people fearful because you get paid 45 million a year to keep people fearful so they don’t pay attention to the CEOS taking their healthcare. You don’t care about the American people. You want them to be afraid of immigrants because all you have is fear.

21.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 29108    πŸ” 8002    πŸ’¬ 1649    πŸ“Œ 684
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10.01.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

08.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7323    πŸ” 3175    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 433

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 86963    πŸ” 21374    πŸ’¬ 1618    πŸ“Œ 1513

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

07.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10855    πŸ” 1445    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 33

Rumor has it Jane Lynch and John Malcovich collaborated to create that monstrosity

06.01.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my alma mater… had no idea they had a bowl game.

06.01.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Dan Campbell

18.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all agree Santa was definitely fucking vixen?

13.12.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Just linked my trust fund to my onlyfans account. So glad they added that feature.

06.12.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gooners were +7 Dem Tuesday in Tennessee. Wild.

03.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t promise summers but you’s can guarantees winters

26.11.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI has cheapened babysitter porn.

15.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Take: The Russians have cornered the market on babysitter porn.

15.11.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re sick

14.11.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful Brindley!

14.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6583    πŸ” 1474    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 332

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 46883    πŸ” 8126    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 218

Anyone tracking Ohtani's PJ into Toronto?

21.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

09.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1811    πŸ” 410    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 33
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RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

09.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4034    πŸ” 1118    πŸ’¬ 2554    πŸ“Œ 1470
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America Gets Embarrassed On American Soil Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

The Ryder Cup was a 72-hour mirror reflecting what we have become right back at us: a washed-up parody of ourselves. www.splinter.com/america-gets...

29.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

@bradengall.bsky.social Any spots left in the fantasy hockey league? I was in two years ago and got dropped last year.

11.09.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that supposed to be a diss?

30.08.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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