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ugh what's worse: the lazy youtube ads where an influencer with no ad budget is pretending to be interested in some MLM product, or the fake tiktoks talking about now craAazy some movie twist is aka fake viral marketing

SO important that she used the Zara remix

everytime I try talking myself backwards away from my desires something inside stops me

I ride extremely hard for the first half the charli wuthering heights album and it's crazy how little I care about the last ~4 songs, even the one with sky!

my toddler stopped us and said "can we please go to the macaron store? I need them" and pointed down the correct street, in case we had any doubt we were raising a bourgeois child

my son has decided he loves one man above all else: Darth Vader

our local fruit stand doesn't open back up until March 4 :(

child has infected us with the PLAGUE so l feel like shit and on top of that, he just lifted my shirt, patted my back, and said hippopotamus. who could blame me for kms. also that 3" of hair was more like 5" cut so that situation is also girl so confusing. mp3

peak toddler boy mom things happening here

sad :( he was the same age as my cousin who passed from cancer in November. too young

spent five minutes on the Bridgerton ao3 and found what is assuredly the most deranged and depraved fic in the joint. I fear this is my only talent

promptly went to the bathroom and cut 3 inches of hair ^_^ kid has a cough and I've been sleeping like shit for almost a week now. stay tuned for more questionable decisions

once again clicked an influencer's affiliate link to her cardigan and it was $500

tbh even if you do understand Spanish, Bad Bunny is in the Rosalia school where at least half of what he's saying is incomprehensible

yea exactly...

death on the nile au, but rey's friend who "seduces" kylo away is her elder relative snoke. hercule POEirot figures out their dastardly plan and is like...yk what fair

had the dumbest reylo crack idea last night

god I wish that was me

just saw a reel using souldecision "faded" and my body lit up like a homing device was activated

feeling increasingly like

the obsession with adherence to the visuals of the book is bizarre but I guess the characters are so heinous, who cares

rereading wuthering heights as a jane eyre girl and have we considered this book kinda sucks

the way they cover her eyebrows is so terrible. I'm expecting they'll finally upgrade her bangs next season

she said you have your brothers and then you have your first brothers...

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

cute! we still haven't started screens because we've been lazy and now we're being precious about whatever his first viewing will be lol. however I guess he gets to see my computer screen (SAS, windows backgrounds, and all), which he calls by its christian name (lenovo)

my child has been really into "working" on mommy's computer (spinning in chair, thinking he's taking pictures of me with my mouse, smashing keys to "send emails" to grandma). he has to "make money to buy food". mind you he HATES when I'm working. anyway I found this meeting on my calendar today

on the other hand, eloise is always using the Most expression possible. I can't tell you how many times I've (lovingly) said "she's so stupid" out loud

the actor who plays Benedict is surprisingly natural in how charming he is. he might be one of the 3 actors in the history of the show who doesn't stray from normal human expressions

I am likewise back on my different but similar bullshit: buying a pair of j crew factory corduroy flares (lol! we're back baby) because they're on sale and extra cheap bc they're from the kids section -> they are slightly too tight after one (1) wash -> wearing them anyway for the next 10 years