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because of where we live, every walk around the neighborhood lately is just fall foliage and everyone telling us whether they survived the latest microsoft or amazon layoff

every time I've had homemade pretzeling... the lye taste is sooooo strong. I think it takes real practice to be right

the way I desperately need my boobs to deflate once I stop breastfeeding but actually feel like I'm going to be one of those cursed individuals who have massive titties forever

that consumer report about lead in protein powder is a huge win for the girls who have systematically refused to give a shit about their protein intake

the Victoria's Secret fashion show was just wretched this year. everything looked polyester party city tacky cheap even the tans were second rate. what are we doing to our beautiful queens

horny trainwreck colliding with true love is the best genre

archiveofourown.org/works/705039... slaps so hard

redshirting aka delaying school for an extra year is so popular rn for the same reason h1b visas are getting pushback. because Americans are afraid their boys are stupid. sorry I'm Vivek now

just one of those weekends where you wonder: how is everyone a runner except for me

no that's olivia dean. lola is like lily allen lite and she sings about how she wants to break your bed and then the sofa

spotify's algorithm constantly has me asking, is Lola Young good? also what is her label doing to have her music appear after basically any song ends

love veg bulk + cabbage is perfect for that when cooked down esp

I use the lower sodium bouillon base in the jar all the time esp for winter cooking. I don't know that I can make a good veg stock tbh. nonetheless I've saved leek greens in my freezer for like 9 months bc I was going to attempt

IG/tiktok is where all the food inspiration is at atm!

and I follow Lola on Instagram bc titularly, pretty

I do not watch it but I do listen to multiple podcasts where they have discussed every plotpoint

failed miserably at this per usual, but please tell me your current food mind place

"maybe you'll finally know who you want to be / a grown woman in a baby tee" had been stuck in my head all summer

I've decided I can't have Trump go out while in office because every JD V tweet makes me want to die. every irritating and ugly trait of any man approx my age compiled into one ugly little bitch

btw it costs 60 dollars daily to park in this lot. they should be paying us to go into that devil's house!

we're at a fancy hotel. the first 5 of 10 total floors of the incredibly narrow and perilous parking lot are valet only. every time we go in there, I think - if I were driving, I would be crying and sitting still. my husband whips through like it's nothing. I'm so glad to be a passenger princess

supporting men's issues tonight (having separate chats with my cousin and sister in law's bf about the bill simmons-ryen russillo break-up)

they suck so bad

later I said, isn't it worrying that kids are barely reading? and he was like, we're entering a new media age where reading may not be as necessary. so we're just on two totally different child rearing trajectories here

my neighbor must think I'm a Luddite. when he went rhapsodical about a future where AI lets everyone direct their own version of their favorite books, I was like, what that sounds like is ass

it's not a full idea, more like a mashup of Vertigo-like lies and deceit and gender swapped Rebecca with Kylo first husband, Ben second... is that anything lol

it's been 84 years and I just suddenly had a new reylo idea - not one I've thought about 100 times and not actualized but brand new 2 my brain- and the thing is I don't even think it's good

also the funny thing is both I and husband have had two of the craziest shits of our adult life after indulging in especially indulgent Jeni's flavors so yk... consider.... the action is the juice

it's actually her base formula www.instagram.com/reel/DNTe3el... vs www.instagram.com/reel/DNTs-nf...

on GOD our society is going to shit (literally)

my micro interest of the day is a dude at nytcooking stealing Jeni's ice cream recipe and pretending he developed it