Me in the office the day after a new Alien Earth airs and all the dads wanna talk about it

saw Weapons (2025) and I’m a fan

How about “The Summer I Got A Beautiful Soul” huh? But people don’t want to tune into that show… and that’s the problem with this sick world :/

They should invent a toilet that makes your poop explosions quiet

She’s an immortal French woman, he’s the manifestation of the night itself, and their 300-year marriage will change your perception of love

My boyfriend found out I like him. I’m mortified!

If I can’t be everything to everyone, I’ll just die

Why does whole grain mustard try to kill you

When is someone going to make a Severance x Mitski The Deal edit hmmm

Just started #TheStudio and did they dead ass choose George Hodel’s evil haunted house as the office?
I’m not mad. I’m just a bit shocked!

Helly: my work boyfriend, Mark...
Helena:

#TheMonkey is Heathers for sad boys and dads and I’m so serious

Need “Chaos’ Whore” written on a pair of booty shorts NOW
#severance

I’m freaking it (wearing my toe spacers for longer than I should)

Nosferatu so good it made me pro ugly boyfriend