Brad Cav

The reason he thinks the left is employing professional protestors is because the right is definitely employing professional protestors.

The United States is Canada’s Mexico.

The Cabbage of Dr Caligari

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell.

I’ll call it “The Gulf of America” when conservatives, Republicans, and right-wing christianists stop deadnaming trans people.

When you're reading a normal looking news story that keeps getting more and more ridiculous until you finally ask yourself, 'is this The f-ing Onion?" So you look at the link, and it is, indeed, The f-ing Onion.

Time for one of my favorite holiday treats: the Danish butter cookie topped with a dab of spicy chili onion crisp.

I can (not) taste the lack of seasoning through my computer screen.

Every year at the holidays I’ll make cornbread to go in dressing and I always think I should make cornbread more often, then make it like once more and never again until Thanksgiving.

If you ever see me sporting a mohawk, just know that I was trying to even out my sideburns and things got out of hand.