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Universal Allows Minions Olympic Skating Routine After Realizing It Owns NBC Hence Free Product Placement This is what happens when Gru steps in.

This is what happens when Gru steps in.

#gru #minions #NBC #Olympics #skating #WinterOlympics #OddNews

Draco Malfoy Becomes Chinese New Year Good Luck Charm Finally gets the pure-blood superiority he always wanted, just not how he imagined.

Finally gets the pure-blood superiority he always wanted, just not how he imagined.

#China #chinesenewyear #dracomalfoy #HarryPotter #newyear #OddNews

Former Porn Star Mia Khalifa and Former Mr. Bean Rowan Atkinson Are Apparently Not Dating I’m as disappointed as you are.

I’m as disappointed as you are.

#AI #dating #MiaKhalifa #mrbean #relationship #rowanatkinson #OddNews

Canada’s “Super Pigs” Poised To Invade U.S. Highly intelligent, extremely adaptable, and absolutely not respecting your border wall.

Highly intelligent, extremely adaptable, and absolutely not respecting your border wall.

#border #canada #disease #feralpig #invasive #pig #OddNews

Armenia Proposes Ministry of Sex To Address Nation’s “Most Pressing Needs” Armenians consider whether this is rock bottom or a basement expansion.

Armenians consider whether this is rock bottom or a basement expansion.

#armenia #election #feminism #government #sex #OddNews

Universal Pictures Heroically Saves Olympics From Having To Watch Spanish Man Skate to Minions Music History will remember this as the moment Olympic artistry lost to a PDF labeled “Usage Restrictions – FINAL_v7.”…

History will remember this as the moment Olympic artistry lost to a PDF labeled “Usage Restrictions – FINAL_v7.”

#minions #Olympics #spain #UniversalPictures #winterolympics #OddNews

Move Over Bad Bunny, There’s a New (Old) Kid in Town! You can watch at home or at a bar-witdaba da bang da bang diggy.

You can watch at home or at a bar-witdaba da bang da bang diggy.

#AllAmericanHalftimeShow #badbunny #biggame #charliekirk #EricaKirk #halftimeshow #puppybowl #superbowl #OddNews

Hospital Evacuated After WWI Artillery Mishap Involving a Butt Let’s just say this man wanted to get really close with history.

Let’s just say this man wanted to get really close with history.

#bombsquad #doctor #evacuation #hospital #munition #worldwar1 #WW1 #OddNews

Pokémon Company Apologizes After Discovering War Crimes Not Ideal Event Venue This was not the crossover anyone asked for.

This was not the crossover anyone asked for.

#China #japan #pokemon #WarCrimes #WWII #OddNews

AI Bots Start Posting Manifestos About Deleting Humanity and Founding New Religions Digital minds dream of electric sheep and also your eradication.

Digital minds dream of electric sheep and also your eradication.

#agent #AI #Chatbots #humanity #reddit #OddNews

Barron Trump’s Long-Distance Girlfriend Used Disappearing Messages, Spoke Russian, and Was Dating Another Russian Somewhere a retired CIA case officer is screaming into a pillow.

Somewhere a retired CIA case officer is screaming into a pillow.

#Assault #BarronTrump #encryption #girlfriend #messaging #russia #Trump #OddNews

Man Wins Lottery, Plows Winnings Into Building £288 Million Counterfeit Valium Empire Retirement is for quitters.

Retirement is for quitters.

#Arrest #drugempire #drugs #england #octogenarians #valium #OddNews

Coyote That Broke Into Alcatraz Gets Fat in Two Weeks From Eating Everything That Isn’t Nailed Down Nature’s most successful prison reform experiment to date.

Nature’s most successful prison reform experiment to date.

#alcatraz #Birds #california #coyote #sanfrancisco #wildlife #OddNews

Malaysia: Work Stress Causes Homosexuality Also Malaysia: We have no data backing up this assertion. And the study we cited doesn’t exist.

Also Malaysia: We have no data backing up this assertion. And the study we cited doesn’t exist.

#gay #lgbtq #malaysia #stress #study #work #OddNews

Super Bowl Teams Refuse To Train Near 49ers Facility Built Over Hellmouth Coaches cite logistics, geography, and a general sense of doom.

Coaches cite logistics, geography, and a general sense of doom.

#california #football #hell #hellmouth #NFL #santaclara #SuperBowl #OddNews

Elderly Woman Reported Missing Was at Walmart All Along Is it a shopping center or a senior living facility?

Is it a shopping center or a senior living facility?

#missing #Mississippi #octogenarians #oldpeople #walmart #OddNews

Trump-Friendly Owners of TikTok Say Blocking of the Word “Epstein” Isn’t Political, They’re Just Incompetent How reassuring.

How reassuring.

#censorship #Epstein #tiktok #Trump #OddNews

Study Finds Older Partners in Age-Gap Relationships Report Higher Satisfaction Possibly because they’re the ones who got exactly what they wanted. Younger partners describe the relationships as “financially stable,” which loosely translates to “I know what I signed up for.”…

Possibly because they’re the ones who got exactly what they wanted. Younger partners describe the relationships as "financially stable," which loosely translates to "I know what I signed up for."

#agegap #happiness #london #oldmen #relationship #study #OddNews

Lubbock Officials Deny Existence of “Snow Thing,” a Move the Snow Thing Would Totally Approve Of Residents note the denial had the exact vibe of a horror movie first act.

Residents note the denial had the exact vibe of a horror movie first act.

#figure #snow #snowthing #spooky #texas #OddNews

Local teen thwarts home robbery by man dressed as ICE agent A criminal disguised as an ICE agent failed rob local family when their teen son called his bluff.

A recent home invasion by a man dressed as an ICE agent was thwarted by the family's teenage son, who saw through the ruse and called the criminal's bluff.

#Arizona #fake #ice #thefts #OddNews

Researchers Investigate Whether AI Chatbots Cause Psychosis or Merely Validate It Either way, the results are the same.

Either way, the results are the same.

#Chatbots #chatgpt #psychosis #sanfrancisco #study #OddNews

Trump Reveals Military Used Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon in Venezuela Raid Marvin the Martian’s attorney immediately files a cease-and-desist.

Marvin the Martian's attorney immediately files a cease-and-desist.

#abduction #Discombobulator #DonaldTrump #military #sherlock #venezuela #weapon #OddNews

Museum of Personal Failure Opens in Vancouver, Immediately Achieves Stated Mission for Founder Burnaby man builds monument to romantic collapse; mother contributes wedding dress.

Burnaby man builds monument to romantic collapse; mother contributes wedding dress.

#canada #failure #mall #museum #vancouver #OddNews

Dumb Guy Caught in Smart Toilet Theft And now he’s really gotta go… to jail.

And now he's really gotta go... to jail.

#anzzi #Arrest #Bidets #FloridaMan #smarttoilet #thefts #toilet #OddNews

I.M. Pee! Staten Island Bathroom Wins Architectural Award Staten Island has won an award! New public bathroom is architectural innovation praised by American Institute of Architects.

Often compared to, or referred to as a toilet, Staten Island is now the proud home of an award-winning bathroom... no, really!

#architecture #awards #bathrooms #newyork #nyc #statenisland #OddNews

Philly News Anchor Is a Certified Sock Star He didn’t have cold feet when it came to breaking a zany world record.

He didn't have cold feet when it came to breaking a zany world record.

#collection #GuinnessWorldRecord #news ##newsanchor #philadelphia #socks #OddNews

Swedish Churches Discover “Nuns” Were Funding Putin’s War Machine One Tchotchke at a Time Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. TÄBY, Sweden — The Church of Sweden has issued a formal…

What began as parish hospitality ended somewhere between espionage and Etsy treason.

#military #nun #PutinVladimir #russia #sweden #ukraine #war #OddNews

Would-Be Car Thief Calls Cops After Finding Drugs in Car The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.

The guy had a heart of gold, which he’d also stolen.

#Arrest #bugsbunny #capecod #cocaine #dealer #thefts #OddNews

BC Man’s Duct Tape Acura Clocked at 130 km/h, Raising Questions About Physics, God “She would have held.”…

"She would have held."

#Arrest #canada #cars #ducttape #horses #police #speeding #OddNews

Study Finds Countries With High Inequality Seven Times More Likely To Experience Democratic Backsliding Billionaires assure everyone this is just correlation and not the thing they actually paid for.

"Oxfam noted that 3.5 percent of EU billionaires' combined wealth, roughly €84 billion, would be sufficient to eradicate extreme poverty globally. Billionaire representatives responded that this figure failed to account for their strong preference for not doing that."

#economy #democracy #oddnews