Joe

david s pumpkins will be coming down my chimney tonight baby

if nobody replies yes it’s because nobody has ever read the illiad (true) not because i have no friends on this godforsaken app

any of you folks read the illiad

“we are looking for the best places to eat and hang out in buffalo”
“this secret diner in east amherst”

you LIED! stop telling me you’re looking for places to eat in buffalo and then recommend a place in the suburbs, im NOT driving 30 minutes to eat a shitty cuban sandwich as Jim’s Tavern Clarence

don’t talk shit about the buffalo zoo or i will fight you

this being: i am owning many plants now. thank you

perhaps i am now the plant man…

yes mr trump… i’d like a word…. YOU’re fired!!!!

The Whammy Weenie is BACK for the final season at Highmark Stadium!

All the details on the return of the popular 1982 noise maker: bufbills.co/4477okJ

destroy the scajaquada, and get rid of that fuckass golf course in delaware park. we need to start wrecking shit that ruined our city

Tupper St Terror got robbed. It literally swallowed a truck

hey this is about 300 feet from my apartment! this could’ve been me on my way to work!

buffalo summer gonna hit hard this year, i cannot wait

if you are unhappy greg rousseau was resigned, i’m sorry to say you need to have your north tonawanda water tested, because your brain has officially rotted

a player! get your ass out there and sack patrick mahomes!

id like to see you do better brian

GROOOOOOOOT!!

We’ve signed Greg Rousseau to a four-year contract extension: bufbills.co/3FcKI8u

for anyone not on the Norwegian Epic: go fuck yourself

for anyone CURRENTLY on the Norwegian Epic: the shakers bar is the best, floor 7

darkness…. makes ya think man…. where the fuck are the whales…?

VACATION ONE DAY AWAY

dom can y ou google trump feet gif with elon, i dont know what that is and id like to know more

I’m deeply grateful to have earned the trust and endorsement of the Erie County Democratic Committee after months of hard work — knocking on doors, meeting with committee members, and listening to the concerns of people across Buffalo. 🧵(1/3)

bro even the official erie county account using AI generated photos 😭 we are so cooked man

jelly roll is not a real celebrity and no one can convince me he is

hang the banner!

Sean Kirst: From St. Luke's, selfless 'glue at the place' goes to the Super Bowl Charlene Mallory, a missionary at St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy, is among 500 nationwide “unsung heroes” who received Super Bowl tickets from the NFL.

Charlene Mallory, in honor of NFL MVP Josh Allen, wore shirt to Super Bowl that says ‘Our Hero.’ At St. Luke’s Mission of Mercy, admiring friends - thrilled she’s going - say those words apply to her. My @buffalonews.com column, with @libbymarch.bsky.social images: buffalonews.com/news/local/c...

had to double check this was the onion 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i don’t need more time: nope! pay it!

i like the onion in fact i’m subscribed to their newspaper, but if i see one more comment like “had to check if it was real or not because you never really know in todays society” oh my god shut the fuck up