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i appreciate the offer but i have a weird system to gathering my timelines on social medias i have just found that bsky is particularly slow, its not a huge deal im more annoyed that idk what tags anyones using 😭

o man i didnt even know u couldnt have priv accounts thas so weird, i suppose it cuts down on bots i imagine tho

LMAO all good 😭

a penguin is sitting at a table with a bowl of soup and a cup of ice cream . ALT: a penguin is sitting at a table with a bowl of soup and a cup of ice cream .

hell yeah soup

o shit i am so out of the loop of vegan foods i didnt even know you could do that

humber hifteen, hurger hing hoot hettuce, hhe hast hing hou hant hn hour hurger hing hurger, hs homeones hoot hungus 💔💔💔

ooooo whatre they made of :000 it almost looks like a tofu base but it srsly does look like meat thas so cool

a pixel art of hello kitty holding a cup of tea ALT: a pixel art of hello kitty holding a cup of tea

coffee is pure of heart and good intentioned dw

setting up warm areas for them after with some warm soup or smth could be inclusive without stress,thats how i try to make sure im not too distant without just forcing myself into something that i know will make me upset and overwhelmed, i find it pays off well enough. good on u for taking care <3

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i hope i word this in a way that means well but i get this, its hard to accept that sometimes including yourself in certain situations can be for "the worse" without feeling like youre just bad for it, but it is okay to exclude yourself for the sake of others if the situation would just upset u 🫂

no literally why and who was in my brain deciding for me that it was alr to consume that much just bc my friend offered holy shit pace yourself bro 😭

im tired as shit and misread this post so this isnt as related as i thought it was but also yeah its contextual like any other language who cares they said it slightly close to another bad word continue bruh

realizing how common it is for most other people to know more than one language made me stfu real quick when making fun of how esl speakers pronounce words, like yeah you may have messed up that one word but you know 8 languages you win 😭

he looks so happy to exist

this is unrelated entirely to me having burned my food in the air fryer by forgetting about it i entirely intended on doing this and am the best cook evr

protip if you don't want to eat something youre cooking but also feel bad "wasting" a meal you just made by not finishing it burn the shit out of it and force yourself to eat like a quarter of it before giving up because it tastes like ass 👍🏻

FR my friend asked me why she sees faces in the woods and i was like bbg were monky ,,,,,,,

i was in a deficit until i had the cereal because of course i was, it was cheerios though so im glad it was some kind of fiber instead of just straight sugar ig

blows up it mightve mis calculated and is probably closer to 100 but thats still insanely lower than what i was expecting i was totally preparing for it to be like 350 for some reason

just found out my fav alc beverage is 55cals im gonna cum everywhere

im not logging one of my drinks bc it was homemade and pure of heart therefore it has no cals

i left my pillow in my leftover food from last night and now it smells like burnt onions ☹️

i did still burn way more than i was expecting to or consumed i should still be in a deficit lemme check rq

a person is holding a sword with the words perfectly balanced as all things should be ALT: a person is holding a sword with the words perfectly balanced as all things should be

trying to avoid not speaking at the function because my default presence is threatening while also trying to avoid talking because it makes everyone sad

im trying to sell some busted cameras for parts rn and some guy asked me what specific thrift stores i go to instead of offering to buy the cameras 😭 i hate male camera owners and their facebook access

a cat licking a piece of salmon on a cutting board ALT: a cat licking a piece of salmon on a cutting board

manifesting salmon upon myself im jelly that looks so good

i jest but seriously let me be a little creature like im meant to be everyone else is weird for trying to act like we arent and then being surprised theyre losing their minds

right but when i do it its apparently "symptoms of autism" and i need to "leave walmart"

snacked last night after my omad cause i was drunk and forgot smh why is it only hard when i want to

its pissing out so fuck getting in steps ig, i got in 7k but im just gonna do crunches b4 my shower until i want to kms