LumberPup Tobias

The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩

The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩

Feet pics on the bsky feed? Oh we eating good tonight boys 🫦

Why didn’t you share

I consider it a testiment to my ability to Power Bottom that I've turned my mostly Bottom husband into a barking Service Top.

CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm

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Kimi in your room after seeing this post

Whole new apartment to explore, and this is what she chooses to do all day 😂🥰

Kimi done got a facelift AND a twin, wild 😜

Do it. You have my permission.

(My permission counts for absolute diddly squat but i still support this course of action)

Enjoying myself :3

Final haul to Atlanta, finished. I officially live here now.

Now to actually unpack. Fml

Oh you best bet once yall are in ATL i will be barking and flirting every chance i get 😉

People being polyamorous isn't why you're single.

Having a jealous inferiority complex and not being able to mind your own business might explain a lot though.

#NoNuanceNovember

DO NOT CUM… until i sit on it :3

Monochrome Monday or something like that

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SMASH SMASH SMASH 🥵🥵

Would a benevolent god have created queer demisexual men?

“You’ll be embroiled in a culture where 1st base is anal and 3rd base is learning each other’s names… but ☝️ you are physically incapable of sexual activity with people you don’t already know and trust” 🫠🫠🫠

The trouble with trying to recreate the college experience in your 30s is that the universe is a cruel cunt and will ALSO demand that you relive The Major Trauma That You Have Still Not Recovered From After Over A Decade. Only an idiot would willingly do that to themselves

(Hi, i’m an idiot 👋)

“Until”? I think you mean “while” 😇

Knowing your worth is only half the battle, and sadly it's the easier part.

The next step is to live your worth as you interact with the world and stay the course. There can be no quarter for those who won't meet you on your level.

You deserve love and friendship regardless of who/where you are.

The masculine urge for somebody’s son to rail the absolute shit out of your throat rn 😮‍💨

Y… yes pls 🥺

Who tf out here reporting my Scruff account for impersonation? I’m glad you think I’m pretty enough to be a catfish, but i promise aint nobody stealing my pics and pretending to be me 😂😂

Awroooo!! 🐶 What a good boy

In that order, or can i do them concurrently? 🤔

Omg youre a monster

(do it again 😈)

The body is bodying in this pic, yall are getting this reposted 12 times today, sorry not sorry 🐶

It would be so hot if the thought of reaching out for the play I want didn’t always come with overriding feelings of guilt and shame for burdening others with my needs.

First mirror selfie in the new apartment ^_^ #scs #softcocksaturday

Jeannie Gold 💅