Never get so old that you can’t scream "I need an adult."
16.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@abstractpo3tic.bsky.social
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Never get so old that you can’t scream "I need an adult."
16.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0❤️
14.07.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had the same thought. But I got enough from those performances to fill in those blanks and it made me happy
14.07.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, I'm pissed about the jumbo jet too. But this is actually the most important story today.
14.05.2025 02:13 — 👍 28786 🔁 6442 💬 627 📌 310Bingo what’s his name o
21.04.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wanna give a shout out to Roman Reigns for declaring his support for Donald Trump, followed immediately by getting low blowed and curb stomped and looking like he wanted to cry as he hobbled out of the ring dejectedly #wrestlemania
20.04.2025 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Same. Used to be connected to Guy Ritchie’s sherlock Holmes. Not anymore
19.04.2025 12:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FFS I got death threats about making Optimus Prime the wrong kind of truck when I wrote the TRANSFORMERS movie. Do the job or get out of the way.
17.04.2025 15:36 — 👍 6209 🔁 1441 💬 105 📌 22Thirty-eight of 43 experts cut last month from the boards that review the science and research that happens in laboratories at the National Institutes of Health are female, Black or Hispanic, according to an analysis by the chairs of a dozen of the boards.
16.04.2025 18:46 — 👍 10361 🔁 5336 💬 656 📌 649Yup. If you’re afraid to do the job then you shouldn’t have the job
17.04.2025 14:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a one-issue voter in the 2028 presidential election (besides that I'd like to have one), and that's: You will solemnly swear to put these Nazis on trial. All of them.
14.04.2025 21:26 — 👍 908 🔁 181 💬 14 📌 372 years ago on April 13th 1953, Ian Fleming’s CASINO ROYALE is first published.
In 2023 I gathered the top Fleming minds and creatives to herald their best Fleming books and moments for Yahoo Entertainment UK...
uk.movies.yahoo.com/movies/james...
#CasinoRoyale #IanFleming #JamesBond #Bond26
Gotta say my heart sank when @claykeller.bsky.social announced legends of tomorrow at number 2. The first time screen drafts hurt my heart. Well the second time. I’m trying to forget the John Carpenter draft
12.04.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Art of the deal!
09.04.2025 18:53 — 👍 15813 🔁 2450 💬 452 📌 73#horrorsky #vintagead #dawnofthedead #georgeromero
08.04.2025 21:19 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Elections have consequences
09.04.2025 14:41 — 👍 51228 🔁 6269 💬 2448 📌 462I’ve said for a long time that we are the dumbest country in the history of this planet. Why? Because we refuse to learn from history and constantly think we’re smarter than everyone else
04.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
02.04.2025 20:51 — 👍 58276 🔁 8717 💬 1809 📌 486Totally agree with you, Emily.
03.04.2025 14:48 — 👍 2385 🔁 324 💬 138 📌 9what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!
01.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 82637 🔁 10237 💬 523 📌 372New York's crooked mayor won't be held accountable for likely criminal violations because the U.S.'s crooked president tried to leverage that accountability to do his own crooked shit and a court had to intervene. Democracy at its finest.
02.04.2025 14:02 — 👍 1965 🔁 356 💬 53 📌 14I truly believe that if James Dean had lived longer, he would’ve been Val Kilmer. A dedicated artist who felt deeply, thirsted for truth, & devoted himself completely to his art. My first real comprehension of the idea of a movie star. Farewell to a real genius. #RIPValKilmer
02.04.2025 15:34 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0I told ChatGPT that I wanted to be a philosopher as a kid.
And then it said that I was a DEI hire?!?!!??
God, we are fucked.
It took just two months to drive two of our closest and most important allies into China's arms.
31.03.2025 14:46 — 👍 10020 🔁 2632 💬 258 📌 106Headline: The White Lotus Is the First Great Post-“Woke” Work of Art
Amazement that Mike White creates, directs and executive produces The White Lotus.
How you know this insipid piece wasn’t written by a critic: You would never work again if you submitted a lede like this. A creator who directs *and* executive produces?!?! Unprecedented!
30.03.2025 20:28 — 👍 2150 🔁 157 💬 109 📌 65Why should anyone be surprised that Trump's saying he's going to have a 3rd term? And why wouldn't he think it possible? He does nothing but strong arm dictator shit, and media's message back to him is, "We beg you master, don't be displeased with us."
30.03.2025 22:46 — 👍 339 🔁 51 💬 16 📌 1