vampire divorce utopia

dude I’ve tried ancillary justice a few times and I can never quite get hooked. but seeing this is fate… maybe this is my year…

kind of sexual to set up a smart TV to be incapable of anything but serving as a monitor. sorry sweetheart you don't need those "smart" features. you don't need to talk to anything else so stop asking, ok? I'll never ever let you connect to the world. just accept whatever gets plugged into you

LEGEND

🫵

it's time

does anyone want to read danlou rape roleplay that is DEFINITELY about Armand. no? too bad

archiveofourown.org/works/70610446

stop oh my god

does anyone want to read danlou rape roleplay that is DEFINITELY about Armand. no? too bad

archiveofourown.org/works/70610446

inspecting or inspected?

I just like to watch you in the fridge being chilled. sue me. oh wait you can’t. you’re in the fridge

*writes down “marii” in my notebook* I would like to study you in a lab setting

there’s this faint ambient beeping in my office and I’m about to lose my goddamn marbles

An image that made me gasp when I first saw it. Incredible illustration.

ignore daniel he doesn't count

I just found out the canonical pronoun is "it." which is good for my dilemma and bad for my fetish. although I suppose I could just misgender the other way

I’m also really. hard

your armand is a regular user on r/childfree

which will win: the author's fetish versus the author's fetish

okay I'm writing robot rape and. my problem is I want to include the person doing it using it/its pronouns for extra dehumanization. but also I personally get my rocks off more when fantasizing about vivisecting boys.

HELL YEAH

Louis de Pointe du Lac in Season 2 Episode 5 of “Interview with the Vampire”

sighs. opens up the library catalog

you should beat them with hammers

WOW.

INVOICE BILL To: TE! ITEM Qu Lizard shoulder time 30 TOTAL 1 PODFIC PAY TO: JOANIE

[Podfic] flowers in bloom tei_fm Summary: Things were going well, Daniel thought at Louis, if Armand hadn’t ripped Marius’ eyes out. Naw, Louis sent back, Armand wouldn’t rip his eyes out. Would probably rip out his own and offer them to him. You’re right, Daniel thought in Louis’ direction, we should probably be worried about Armand shucking off his pants and blowing him right there. Notes: For 8thDigit. Inspired by flowers in bloom by 8thDigit

received an invoice for lizard cuddles so here's @8thdigit.bsky.social 's marius rape flower for your 👂
https://archiveofourown.org/works/70035211 / https://bloodripelives.com/audio/flowers_in_bloom.mp3

YOU ARE SUCH A GOOFBALL

why should Riccardo get to say “no” when Amadeo can’t

evil bedtime story that this asshole named TEI sent to me. because they want me to suffer

Tell me all the time (not to worry)

archiveofourown.org/works/699796...

🕯️ iwtv, e, 1/3, 4.9k
🕯️ venice era
🕯️ riccardo comes home from university x3