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            Shout out to all the dogs sitting alone in grocery store parking lots
               
            
            
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            Iโm unsure if this recruiter wants my developer skills or my developer blood. 
โThanks for taking a minute to read this message! I am reaching out to you today because we are bringing another talented Developer on board to support our blood banking team.โ
               
            
            
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            Got an Airbnb bingo with this one: slow draining sink, dirty pots and pans, sinister laughter from behind locked closet door, slow wifi
               
            
            
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                                            Home of AMS. the nerd king., DJ VADER, and some more-than-occasional flowery prose.
That Voice at the Jam. Chicago.
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                                            Nature comics (Bird and Moon). Books about nature. Talks. Bird facts. rosemarymosco.com She/her.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
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Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            a woman with no common sense
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                            i make things
the only good fascist is a dead fascist
                                     
                            
                    
                    
                                    
                            
                    
                    
                                            I make software by day and indie games by night, but mostly Iโm just living the suburbs dream with my wife, dog, and baby girls. ๐ป
                                     
                            
                    
                    
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                                            and then there's this
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