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Evan DeSimone

@smorgasboredom.bsky.social

Media writer/ennui enthusiast: Digiday, IntegralAds, Tubefilter, DCNorg πŸ“ NYC

4,628 Followers  |  8,897 Following  |  11,004 Posts  |  Joined: 27.06.2023  |  1.767

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I don’t have any faith in Gavin Newsom i just support the art of being mean wherever I see it.

20.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.07.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

06.06.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rough day for Tesla drivers. Everyone’s gonna key that shit now.

05.06.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now more than ever…

05.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you don’t do this to me when I die, i’ll be furious.

30.05.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The reviews are in!

09.05.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save us Scott Bakula!

09.05.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people think American hegemony is in decline, but we currently have both ThePope AND The Anti-Christ so…

09.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We all laughed at him, but pollen season has me doing this five times a day.

30.04.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThoughts and prayers” final boss.

21.04.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how conservatives think about the economy.

19.04.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp, β€œwe can’t just ignore the President’s desires.”

17.04.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Tariff Rules Favor Apple, Nvidia, Dell and Others A new list of goods to be excluded from the latest round of tariffs on U.S. importers was released, and it includes smartphones, PCs, servers and other technology goods, many of which are assembled in...

Wow. Everything IS computer. www.barrons.com/articles/tar...

12.04.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure I agree.

11.04.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's Tariffs Aren't Economics. They're a Cultural Purge | Washington Monthly Trump's blunderbuss tariff policies are a declaration of war on the half of America that didn’t vote for him.

This is correct and under-discussed. washingtonmonthly.com/2025/04/08/t...

11.04.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Skrillex surprise releases new album: Listen The 34-track 'F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!!

The second horseman of the recession has arrived. djmag.com/news/skrille...

11.04.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not screen it for traces of Fentanyl? That fake excuse is just as made up.

09.04.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers β€œYOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY”

Bad form of me not to provide: www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-ra...

09.04.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think the American public, broadly, had correctly identified the cause of their actual problems once in my lifetime.

08.04.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Americans of today have no ability to tolerate even minor pain and are too intellectually stunted to understand why they are suffering. A lethal combination.

08.04.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is easy. They will become even more insane but will direct that madness at a completely unrelated target.

08.04.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someday Elon is going to die, and it’s going to be funny, and people are going to say β€œdon’t laugh! He has a family that loves him!” I think it’s very important to remember that no, in fact, he very specifically does not.

08.04.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which self exactly?

08.04.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve correctly noted that while labor unions are not their natural allies, the membership itself is more culturally conservative than it is economically rational.

05.04.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They want a nation of factory laborers and mine workers because they’re easier to control.

05.04.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you combine this suicidal trade gesture with their attacks on scientific research and the greatest university system in the world it’s impossible to draw any other conclusion.

05.04.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They actually want to reshore sweatshops because people with high-paying laptop jobs don’t like them.

05.04.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have my moments

04.04.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was a prophecy.

04.04.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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