Neil Chalmers

Preparations for the state visit are almost complete too.

"Nigel Farage wants to leave the ECHR to make YOU considerably poorer.

No state pension.
No minimum wage.
No state benefits.
No maternity pay.
No holiday pay.
No sick pay.

And ultimately, no NHS.

Nigel Farage is not on your side.

Wake-up!"

via Sarah

your pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.

Pope Hobnob IV

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

Frankly insane that Israel are still allowed to compete in international competitions of any kind #BoycottEurovision

Sign with male, female, gender neutral and accessible toilet symbols and text reading: TOILETS FOR GENDER CRITICALS As per YOUR wishes, regardless of how you present or identify yourself, to use these facilities we will require you to show an original unaltered copy of your birth certificate, a full set of medical records, including a karyotype test showing your chromosomes, and submit to a genital inspection. FOR EVERYONE ELSE We trust that you know which facilities are right for you and respect others to know the same. Please use the space where you feel most comfortable

New bathroom signage just landed

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

A cartoon of two people having a conversation "Let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it." "Same." Pause... "The thing is though..." "Those fucking idiots!"

This deserves another repost.

A screenshot of an article from the Scottish Green Party website. The headline reads "Trans Rights: Supreme Court Ruling Deeply Concerning for Human Rights". Beneath is an image of a trans pride flag blowing in the sun.

Sending love and solidarity to trans people everywhere.

We will always fight to protect human rights, dignity and respect for all people. We stand with the trans community today, tomorrow and always.

a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind ALT: a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind

Massively disappointing ruling today, though not entirely surprising #TransWomenAreWomen

We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE

a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

The Golden Girls predicted 2025 😮

Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

I’ve had my own little drinking game, one of the rules of which is to take a drink every time Jake says ‘yourself’. I’m a little tipsy now!

Minah: “I feel like Charlotte wouldn’t throw me under a bus”

Smash cut to Charlotte looking archly at the camera dressed as Wile E Coyote diligently receiving a giant box labelled in foot high letters “Acme Patented Minah Under Bus Throwing Machine”.

#thetraitors

Apu jumping in front of a shooter meme.

Every time #TheTraitors

Peak Claudia

She could come to breakfast in a green hood and still not get voted out

If ever one image summed up where we are as a species and as a planet in the year 2025…

Happy New Year to all you lovely people 🥳

Why, 10 years on from Scotland voting NO to Scottish Independence, are we not being regaled with a barrage of reasons outlining how Scotland made the right decision?

We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”

"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.

"No. Three more."

"So four spirits" said Scrooge.

The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa

A pink shirt with rainbows and unicorns and the words "Alpha Male" in big balloon letters

Finally, a shirt that lets me proclaim, unashamed, my intense and almost overbearing sense of wanton masculinity, truly I am now the apex of all that is burly and manly and undeodorized in the world, just putting it on released a surging flood of testosterone that frightened the local birds and fish

A cover of Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves that says "Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves" and with an illustration of Herr Dumpidump looking especially dumpidumpish (forgive me but I can't stop repeating the word dumpidump... DUMPIDUMP!)

My six favourite European Mr Men character names...

6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump

PSA