Ted

Miss Piggy stuns at ‘The Muppet Show’ premiere.

this is crazy but i have found out more about this in vermont of all places. these were a postcard collection of scottish places, from a dundee publisher.

Hullo from a snowy Vermont!

The marketplace listing is taking me out 😭💀

Gm bloomfies, another day to go towards the mountain

a small taxidermy bird wearing a pink cowboy hat rides an alligator head. the bird is holding a rope that is tied around the alligator mouth like a lasso.

gm campers

Trust me bro I saw Bernie

It’s not even just the service workers. It is (all) of them. The students. The staff. Just everything. I feel like such a stick in the mud because there’s no way I’m matching your enthusiasm over a free pair of socks

Like secretly I love it but my Scottish misery is fighting for its life

Not to be dramatic but being around Americans and their positivity is exhausting. I’ve saw 3 hi-fives over the most mundane of things

Vermont is cold

A photo of iceland, showing snow covered mountains and a frozen coast line

(björk voice) hello iceland

honestly think jeezy peeps is my favourite scottish phrase

Like, sure I can add to the annoyance by printing off receipts and emailing them so I can get a few hundred £ back, or you can just give me something for free and I'll at least feel valued.

I don't quite think companies understand how to make customers happy anymore. I called customer service trying to blag a cabin upgrade as a goodwill gesture.

Agent: "No if you want compensation upload your recepits to [url]"

It isn't just about the compensation, it is about the added stress.

Now onto a flight via Iceland tomorrow, making me late to the orientation, costing me a hotel deposit and the cost of changing my final leg flight to the final destination from New York… thanks a lot Rachel, thanks a lot.

British Airways cancelled my flight because of time slot congestion 🙃

It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life

Why are liberals shocked by these bombings? This is literally textbook behaviour by the U.S. They've been doing it since their founding.

So they've kidnapped the leader of another country and western leaders are just... chill with it?

One black cat and a ginger cat sit inside a lime green suitcase

Thanks for the help packing fellas

i had my final english conversation practice lesson with a student (my first long-term one) today and it was quite emotional 🥺

incredibly wild that we live in a country that the government gets you to upload your id in order to have a chug so as to "protect children" while simultanously shurgging as our social media overlords allow for their ai to create inappropriate images of children.

this is sir alexander meowtheson, former lord provost of the city from 1890-1893. he was ousted after an expenses scandal, and his chronic alcoholism

Bobby from King of the Hill sits cross-legged in a meditative state in front of his purple twin bed. In front of him is a chest of drawers of some kind (we can't see the front so it could be a display unit) with the back of his tv visible and an incense stick burning alongside a candle.

in 3 days i will be within touching distance (an 8 hour layover at an airport in new jersey) to habibi zorhan.

manifesting my meet cute moment

my wife loves my little computer photo-generator!

no guys! I swear she loves when it beeps and boops her onto a beach having fun...

nooo of course I can't just take her to a real beach and have real fun.

why? I'm too busy fingering prompts into my UI-friendly program...

@ everyone who misses Cameron and co for being “nice” tories

Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder! Advocate cannibalism!

A meme. Text says "what if I flop?" "oh, but darling, what if you eat diva". The text is on a backdrop of clouds with a strange green creature to the right hand side.

A brief reflection on cringe culture and making sure to slay in 2026.

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