Monica Furness

Just once, JUST ONCE, I would love to watch a hockey game that is not trying to kill me

They arrested him on his fucking BIRTHDAY. Charles HATES hates him.

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL

CANADA 🇨🇦 WINS IT IN OVERTIME

MOVING ON AT THE OLYMPICS

EXHALE CANADA

Props to Team Czechia for making the entire nation of Canada shit their pants today. Incredible game.

I am never gonna say a bad word about Mitch Marner again*

*during the Olympics

The dinosaurs at the Madrid rest stop

That's basically it

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

I am not enjoying this hockey game :(

The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered

She's bored and just wants to see what happens

I don't think Jeremy Strong would even know what to do with the Muppets.

I’m sorry am I supposed to hate Shakespeare? no one told me

Why would the left hate Dante, the most successful self-insert fanfic writer of all time

Rare Air Canada W

Screencap of my Bluesky timeline right now. Reposted by Merriam-Webster: Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction Reposted by Merriam-Webster: Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction Reposted by Merriam-Webster: Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which [...]

Thanks to @merriam-webster.com, I now know how Bill Murray's character feels in Groundhog Day

Fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Lucy is my new winter oracle now.

Lucy the Lobster from Barrington, Nova Scotia — GROUNDHOG-DAY.com Lucy the Lobster is an oracle Atlantic lobster from Barrington in Nova Scotia, Canada. In 2026, Lucy predicted an early spring.

So, was anyone going to tell me that Nova Scotia uses a lobster instead of a groundhog for Groundhog Day? groundhog-day.com/groundhogs/l...

Truly spectacular work on the alt text

You watch it like this. This is the goal I have when at da movies

Enough with these indignities! It’s just called “hockey”, not “ice hockey”.

I know you like to put ICE where it doesn’t belong…

You gotta post it again, but en français

One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.

Danish FM smoking

mood

Be kind to each other; we are all we have

Supreme Court of Canada to donate robes to mall Santas in need OTTAWA – The Supreme Court of Canada has announced it will donate its recently decommissioned crimson fur robes to mall Santas in need.

Supreme Court of Canada to donate robes to mall Santas in need

Clicking that article was a real "dead dove: do not eat" moment

Can't believe this is how I found out Franklin is Canadian

Kind of annoying that I grew up as Catholic as I did and never independently came up with the line "he's a few beads short of a rosary." Gonna steal that one.

New Knives Out good