post malone ergo propter malone

I am so sorry.

yikes sorry

some maple syrup implications here also perhaps

this is cool

I would preorder this

I already think I'm right, that's not what I need from other people

yeah, this is just not what I seek out in friends partners coworkers or people I hire either. I can see the appeal but: not for me

I am just not the user who finds this appealing in any way. not sure it's madness-inducing just not at all what I want

maybe, I don't really have a strong brand preference. depends on your desk space mostly. use in the AM and don't overuse

might think about trying a lamp anyway, it's a cheap intervention in every way and the timing is sus

were pogs not good enough

seasonal affected?

you don't need to subscribe to play the game fwiw

when you structure your entire political narrative around invincibility, it turns out that backing down even slightly is in fact a massive thing.

flasclists

"Dort Causes the Philadelphia Mutiny of 2026"

good night for a nice loud

THEY DO NOT BREAK US

THEY BREAK UPON US

honestly it might be obstruction of justice to take away his Twitter

confidential to GB: with that wingspan you'll need a sawed-off

I've seen the pushback from DHS on the Bovino story and it makes it even better if nobody told Tricia McLaughlin or her vertical

Bovino, in the same sense as "purse rat" refers to certain small dogs

Honestly the most important thing Trump is doing now is sending the message that if you fuck up he will not protect you, which has not been the message to date

Sam Adams would have driven a Honda Fit

"he's sleeping under the mountain and in time of great need the ancient strength will awaken once more."

it's kinda what constitutional monarchy is also: of course we have a King but most of his power is held in trust by others. you know, for safekeeping

this is also one of the significant concessions Senate Dems might have reasonably sought. have to think it increases chances of a meaningful deal

said "he's expected to retire soon"

he's getting fired but they're doing the absolute minimum amount of face saving

the concept of an eternal regency is not that strange imo

Bovino's project was to himself become a rally flag for the worst elements of DHS. Turfing him out hurts their morale and makes it clear that today's patron might be tomorrow's underbus.

this isn't The Big Win but it is a big win and people should feel great about it.