Laura Jordan

Merry Christmas!!

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Ben, the she/her, ace, tory, cannibal, Dan Howell enthusiast rat from Dan & Phil?

Sam Reid to play Frank-N-Furter on stage. I said what I said.

I’m the same age as Lorelai Gilmore at the start of Gilmore Girls, what a horrible fucking realisation. I am TV mom aged.

Happy birthday, love 💜

He’s supposed to be a kitten, but I think I adopted a panther by mistake.

Happy for you, lads vm.tiktok.com/ZNdvFYBue/

When Daniel Howell pointed at me and yelled BANSHEE he was definitely onto something.

I didn’t have Dan & Phil announcing their relationship AND a Red White & Royal Blue sequel on my gay bingo card for this week, but okay, go off queens.

Fankoo!

iz ma birfdoo 🎂

I could make Jenna Ortega happy. I could. I just know it.

a woman is making a face while talking to a man . ALT: a woman is making a face while talking to a man .

Libras unite

I have a friend on Drag Race UK this season and watching him compete is the most fun yet nerve-wracking experiences of my life.

Me trying to figure out what is giving me stress hives:

I love presents. I really am that shallow. I just love opening gifts, and I’m not even a little bit ashamed of it.

Everyone: how’s the writing going?

Me:

September 30th vs October 1st

Rose: I know you want to hear about the heart of the ocean, it’s your life’s work, I get it. I have it on me right now, and I’m going to throw it overboard later—

Brock: um

Rose: —but first let me tell you a three hour story about this homeless guy that I let bang me lol

Obi loves a bit of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social (as do I…!)

My mother taking tylenol/paracetemol while pregnant with me isn’t what made me neurodivergent. I became like this the old fashioned way. Bitten by a radioactive George Hart Ancient Egypt encyclopaedia.

Dang, you’re so right

Instead of the rapture can Jesus just do the water into wine thing?

Back from holiday but utterly swamped catching up on things. Until I’ve got everything in order and I’m back properly on socials, please enjoy Obi-Wan being the most handsome lil guy in the world 🐈‍⬛

I am this 👌 close to crashing out.

He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat

He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat

Not jury duty ruining my birthday plans 🙃

LOOK AT MY SON

It’s been 24 hours and the gays already know the entire dance break to Tears.