Scott Rhodes

If you had asked me three weeks ago to guess whether "Monkeys escape from overturned truck in Mississippi" was a future news headline or a scene from a proposed reboot of the Smokey and the Bandit franchise, I would never have guessed the former.

"Yes, sorry about that"

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

The fans hated it, so whether it was underrated or not, it was rightly retired.

And it wasn't underrated.

So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting

a man stands in front of a sign that says ' sutton ' on it ALT: a man stands in front of a sign that says ' sutton ' on it

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

Photo highlights from T-Rex World Championship Races AUBURN, Wash. (AP) — Spectators cheered as participants ran down the track cloaked in inflatable Tyrannosaurus rex costumes during the T-Rex World Championship Races at Emerald Downs in Auburn, Washin...

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It seems to work with DuckDuckGo as well.

I've heard it called mixed-handed, or sometimes cross-dominant.

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Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record

Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Sign held by man in grey jacket. Reads: I’ve never seen a cyber truck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Best sign at the #TeslaTakedown protest in Brooklyn.

A few somebodys. I'm really not certain why Matt d'Amodio, who finished sixth out of six in last year's Masters, was included in this year's tournament but neither fifth-place Mattea Roach nor fourth-place Amy Schneider were.

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Joke break!

Cargo ship will be stuck in mud of Humber estuary 'for a month' The H&S Wisdom ran aground on Sunday night and remains stuck despite three attempts to refloat it.

BIG BOAT STUCK

BIG BOAT STUCK

(Everybody)

BIG BOAT STUCK

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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

Sign with a drawing of a penguin and the caption "CAUTION: ICY -- walk like a penguin"

All the chicks on their daddies' feet sing way-oh way-oh...

Shouldn't the number be 1-800-GAMBLER instead of 14?

As a Caps fan since their very first season I'm allergic to saying anything nice about the Flyers or their muppet-on-meth mascot, but I guess I just need to get an EpiPen because I have no choice but to say that this fucking rocks.

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

I have no reason for posting this except thinking it's funny. None whatsoever. Really.

Wow...Lesotho's military must be really weak to show up in the list twice...

A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says "Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?" and the other says, "Yes: A ANTS." In panel 2, the first person says "Wait, no, that's-" The second says, "How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!" In panel 3, we're down in an ant nest. "Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies." There's a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, "The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers." The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, "Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew." The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says "Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can't interfe-" "Stop." "But I haven't told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!"

Happy Christmas Eve. Every year I inflict this upon you, one of my least popular comics ever. Enjoy!

watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive

Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.

dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner

Ok, those three are easy to understand.

1. Print — I don't do e-books.

2. Hardback preferred, paperback if it's the only option.

3. In order of preference: local bookstore, chain bookstore, non-Amazon online, Amazon.

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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣