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Come to find out, while millions upon millions have had enough of Trump and have made their voice heard, the dumbass in chief who will not take responsibility for his own actions blames us all for his unpopularity.

...OK, he's not wrong.

Dollar Store version would have been better. This is the Temu version.

And the hits just keep comin'!

holyclothing, my dude.

My Pillow case?

Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]

“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
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We coulda had him as veep, but no, because we can't have nice things.

Good news for me is that measles is covered, but mumps and rubella wore off - so first chance I get I'm gonna have to get that vaccine.

If I were in your district I would vote for you. Alas, your district does not extend approximately 2,000 miles west of you on Interstate 90.

When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.

Funny thing is, Mr. Takei was in one of the Japanese camps during WW2. So he'd be one to recognize the signs as well.

Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump’s passport policy affecting transgender Americans On Friday, the judge ordered the State Department to issue passports to six of seven transgender and nonbinary plaintiffs while their lawsuit plays out in court. Maine state law still allows for a per...

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If he executes it, it'll flop. We maintain these connections here and there largely because many of us have no other way to connect, he's gonna throw woat out there now?

Dude seems paranoid and obsessive. He must be unable to access bsky for his class. Oh wait.

When you realized you needed to block a card reader, hitherto a friend, because they sing the praises of Elon Musk.

I don't think she realizes that she's in danger.

You have this pagan's amen!

That looks like a combination of Leo Di Caprio and Jack Nicholson, getting even hammier than either of them.

Miles Montgomery
Steve "The Thrill" Hill
Richard Carpenter
Moon Bloodgood
Carol Burnett

We need to keep it up and turn up the heat. Make it uncomfortable for 'em.

Seeing today's Hands Off protest in Bothell gave me a swelling of pride of living in this city, despite the people who complained about it - be it for what they perceived to be freedom of speech issues, or spending money on Ukraine.

Seeing photos from across the country is giving me hope.

That is not a smart primate.

Well, to be fair, I can see it from his perspective. The judiciary is corrupted - against Nazis. Hitler saw to that.

Huh, looks like that's the end of route 72.

I see what you did there.

...well, since you're anti trans, I suspect the ones protesting against you think you're a garbage person.

Been a bit, so here's some good news for the day.

I'm so disappointed in that guy.

YouTube video by Ze Frank True Facts: Fireflies Need Your Help!

I would like to be able to see fireflies before I die.

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I've grown to hate Doordash.

Epic idea