Andrew Graham

So pleased to be in the crowd for this

"Want to feel old?"

No. No, I do not want to feel old. Do not tell me the thing that will make me feel old

Rob Brydon’s voiceover to viewers: Have you worked out the secret clues to Destination X?
Destination X contestants: MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH

Phew, for a minute there I actually considered logging into LinkedIn to play the games

Watched my childhood home on a Channel 5 documentary last week, which was a weird experience www.channel5.com/show/a-count...

A paved pathway with the Principality Stadium on the left and the River Taff on the right

Amazing how such a trivial thing can make you miss a place so much. For me it’s the clanking of the flagpoles on the Millennium Walkway in Cardiff

A standing stone with a plaque in front. It’s a bluestone from this area of the Preseli hills. In the distance is Foel Drygarn, a hill fort.

Small detour through Mynachlogddu today

Cardiff Bay. A building on a small pier juts out from the left in the midground. Penarth headland is visible in the distance.

The entrance to St Fagans Castle. An imposing but plain façade, surrounded by an archway in front.

Cardiff Bay Barrage. A set of levers designed to lift up the road below and let boats pass through into the bay.

Sully beach. A sweep of stony foreshore, with Hayes Point in the distance.

We left Cardiff two years ago today. I’ve come back briefly to visit all my favourite places and I miss it dreadfully

I really need to up my meme game. There are only so many situations where Homer disappearing into the hedge and the duplicate Spidermen are appropriate

This looks fun though I cannot be a’d to do a Coldplay concert one

An old iMac from the late 1990s

I can’t believe that, after two decades of extreme temperatures in my mum’s attic, that my original transparent blue iMac still works

Very familiar with Sting’s most recent album. I know what you did last, Sumner

That loud motorbike vroom you hear is Ed Gamble’s agent speeding to Masterchef HQ

An unopened air fryer. On the box it proudly boasts ‘finishes at the same time’ which, let’s face it, is the dream right there

Fnarr and indeed fnarr

Me standing behind a parkrun Milford Waterfront sign, with Milford Marina and the estuary in the distance

New parkrun unlocked

Me, wearing a BBC lanyard, standing in front of a BBC 6 Music hoarding

Just popped in to promote my new album. “Unbelievably bleak” - Mojo (2 stars)

The entrance of a Comerco cash and carry as shot from above.

A night-time shot of a queue waiting outside a Comerco cash and carry. The store logo is lit up in red.

My typeface being all big and that on a chain of Spanish cash & carry stores. This is very surreal and I need to go back to Spain to see it for myself

A picture of a cartoon cowboy mounted on a brick wall. There is a speech bubble which reads: Try to enter foreigner!!!

I suspect we’re missing a comma here, but this is in Magaluf so maybe not

Not just Mallorca but all over Spain too, which is blowing my tiny mind

A smiling buffoon in front of a small supermarket shop front. The orange and white sign reads: Supermarket Coaliment

A supermarket shop front sign which reads: Supermarket Coaliment - compra saludable

Just minding my own business in Peguera, Mallorca, when I noticed the font I designed in the logo of a chain of local supermarkets

Sorry I’ve been busy lately, I’ve been learning to spell badly so that I can post on local Facebook groups

A view of Palma de Mallorca from a distance. It is possible to see the sweep of the bay, a huge marina and the cathedral behind.

Palma is effing massive

It’s a shame the Chuckle Brothers didn’t release a version of To You To Me Are Everything

How many pictures of cats is too many pictures of cats? Thanks to Bluesky I now know the answer. See you back on Twitter!

At the Beeb, meetings scheduled to start on the hour usually actually start at about three minutes past. Some people compensate for this and schedule meetings for five past - these meetings actually start at eight minutes past

Knowing 50% of the team behind this book, I have no doubt this linguistically playful volume is going to be excellent

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom #ReplaceAWordInAFilmWithExactlyTheSameWord

Future generations will look at the footage of today’s major sporting events and cringe at the horrific patterning caused by the LED advertising hoardings

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm