𝐗𝐗𝐈、 ‍‍‍ ᵗ͟ʰ͟ᵉ G𝚄ΛᏒԃꀤΛ𝗡ֆ

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⠀〝 Whoopsie Daisy !
My mistake. You are even taller than me, how fun ‼️ 〞
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〝 At least he didn't overreact. 〞
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⠀〝 WOW ‼️ Hello there little robot ! 〞
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀( ˆ𐃷ˆ) .ᐟ.ᐟ
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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

Yokubo made me realize I need to
⠀ write more bitchy characters.

Anyways I hope my writing so far is decent ...
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“ And trust me, sweetheart ... my methods are significantly less gentle than yours.

So. Last chance before I stop asking nicely. ”

Backing up again. She better pick her words wisely.
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He steps to the side, casually blocking her retreat.

“ I do hope you're aware of /WHO/ you're speaking to.
Lying to the most powerful guardian isn't smart ... ”

He leans down, close enough that his breath brushes her ear, voice dropping to a near whisper.

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Yokubo just stares at her for a long, merciless second ...

Then he laughs. Utterly unconvinced.

“ Oh sweetheart. ”

He drawls, placing a hand to his chest.

“ If that was a lie, it was adorable. Truly. Points for effort. Zero for execution. ”

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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

⠀I know I said it once but these
guardians are from the same continuity
⠀⠀or lore, as my EXE/Faker.

It isn't very important since they don't
really get along but a fun fact ig.
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“ And /why/ do you assume this creature would know /ANYTHING/ ? ”

He waves a hand.

“ Second of all, stop apologizing. It’s unbecoming, and frankly, exhausting. ”

Realistically does the guardian have answers to why she was never told ?
No. He didn't even know of her existence until now.
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The guardian could give less of a fuck about that 'apology'.
Instead his one eye widening at the mention of something specific.

“ Excuse me, back up. Rewind. Play that again /sloowerr/. ”

Hand lifts, pointing at her with theatrical precision.

“ /Who/
Is this 'friend' ? ”

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〝 Oh he's actually fighting the lord. ” ⠀
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ⵌ 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀 .ᐟ 20+ mun. he/they.

slow at following back. slow activity. do not involve me in your drama ！ do not rush me for activity.

Dami.☆

I've been giggling over this for a solid minute now

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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

⠀⠀I've just been calling you
"hedge-guy" in my head bc of the emoji.
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〝 You exist off-script. You bend rules without trying.

And the universe ? ... ”

He smiles, sharp and smug. Getting all close and personal to the blonde.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧. ”
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〝 You don’t invent sensations your body’s never had.

And you certainly don’t wake up feeling like you forgot how to breathe in the right shape. ”

He tilts his head upwards, a finger gracefully tapping his chin.

“ An oddity, Isn’t an insult. It’s a classification. ”

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In that moment, a shit-eating grin was painted on the yellow guardian's face.

〝 There it is ...
The moment the story you were told starts to … peel. ”

He gestures vaguely around the blonde's head.

“ The dreams ? Not dreams. Never were dreams. ”

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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

⠀I got zapped with the eepy ray.
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〝 Booo hooo.
⠀ ⠀ Cry bitch. ”
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DID I JUST CATCH YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY

a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp .

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DID I JUST CATCH YOU TALKING BACK ?

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⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐀

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DID I JUST CATCH YOU ASKING FOR FREE WILL !?

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〝 As if I would ever stoop so low. ”
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〝 Yes Frankenstein.
We all know you kiss the abomination. ”
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〝 How does my lord even deal
⠀⠀⠀with that rotten meat bag ? ”
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