Brogen

HENRY KISSINGER,
HOW I'M MISSING YER
YOU'RE THE DOCTOR OF MY DREAMS...

Anyone else got the Monty Python Henry Kissenger song in their head today? Just me?

A very dapper beet man

Gimme the beetboy and free my soul

I can hear him singing from the kitchen. I can't describe how stupidly happy this makes me.

I'm on a massive Take That buzz, and I'm dragging @seamie.bsky.social down with me. Not only has he agreed to come to their gig next year with me, but he just put Rule The World on while cooking. My 15 year old self is freaking out.

Everything Must Go - Manic Street Preachers

I don’t have student debt but I believe in student debt forgiveness.
I can’t get pregnant but I believe abortion should be legal.
I’m straight and cis but I am pro same-sex marriage and trans rights.
Welcome to It’s Not Always About You 101.

If you see this, do it (or not, like, no pressure)

pronouns: she/her
height: 5ft 5
shoe size: UK 5.5
smoke: used to, until @seamie.bsky.social's lung popped
tattoos: 5
piercings: 3, used to have more
fav colour: purple
fav drink: today, chai latte

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

the storefront of a place called “Mahps”

they don’t lohve you like I lohve you

It is a bit of a double positive all right

Sexy Bundee Aki

Also the vanilla. Not the same recipe tho...

Bought a cheap rice cooker. It broke after one use. In adversity, when burritos for dinner seemed lost, I realised I make rice better than a rice cooker. Ah life.

Black and white photo of a smiling, very kind looking older man with white beard, standing outside and wearing black priest's garments. On his left shoulder is perched a tiny shorthaired white and tabby kitten.

"1/2 length portrait of Archdeacon Benjamin Thornton Dudley, standing outside with a kitten on his shoulder." digitalnz.org/records/3791...

man i love realms. i mean hey i’m inhabiting one right now! shout out to realms

I haven't been an avid twitterer for years. Took a notion today and went through the list of who I'm following. The amount of slebs in the last few years that have been exposed as creeps etc that I used to love is... Depressing.

Smokey the bear pointing at a sign that says remember only you can go fuck yourself

<3

I genuinely love this album, such a strange and wonderful curiosity.

an orange and white cat looks proud. he is a big guy. if he bit your thumb, it would hurt a great deal. he may be playing Hearts of Iron IV on the laptop in the background.

little known fact: before blocking existed, roving bands of cats would simply seek out and find people who were awful online and bite their thumbs until they stopped.

this was not a perfect system. it was exhausting for the cats.

blocks are progress. we must not go backwards.

welcome to new bluesky users, remember that ten likes earns you a $1 panera gift card and if you save up to 1,000 likes you get one hour of all you can eat soup