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Mrw I havent posted in days and I have 7 notifications

"What did past me do this time?

Tldr of this douche's argument:

"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"

Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world

I'd leave the table lol

Out of context #ttrpg quote of the day:
"I do not want to add [vomit inflation] to the campaign's list of tags."

No. The Mariners are an unremarkable team with a long, splendid history of choking. We've never even *played* in a world series before.

The only remarkable thing about the team are it's lifelong fans. They're built different.

Seattle sports in general suck on ice lol

Oh hey, I recognize her!

You did great :3

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Social anxiety levels critical.

Oh well, I've ridden this horse before. The trick is to just wait until human.exe settles back down again.

The apl+4 single enemy fight is the absolute least fun type of encounter in pf2E.

They're terrible.

I'll make people feel bad!

Stop doing single enemy encounters in pf2E. The system struggles with it and it's absolutely uninspired design. You can do better.

In my skimming I read "trains would run on me" and I was like "Well, Rayne is feeling pretty blatant today."

Had to go back and reread to get context

Self promo Saturday is also an easy aggregation point for digital thieves to find more data to feed into the face-stealing leopard machine.

@jacyanthis.bsky.social
Brooo, is my Roomba a person???

You're a stupid fuck with absolutely no understanding of technology. LLMs are not anywhere close to a point where "personhood" should even be in the conversation. Take the vape pen out of your asshole, do some soul searching and get smarter.

If your high fantasy campaign ends in another status quo "showdown with the bbeg" where it's the party vs one single enemy:

Fucking do better. That shit was new and exciting in the PlayStation 1 era. At this point it's a cop-out.

Particularly true if you are running pf2E or D&D5e

#ttrpg

Someone should make an AI chatbot of the author of this article, give it no parameters and a convincing social media platform then just let the Internet at large do it's thing.

These idiots are ok getting paid to hype up the facestealing leopard.

Make gods damned sure it steals their faces first

Absolute trash tier poster. Straight up garbage. Roll me up and throw me straight into the dumpster where I belong.

It won't stop my yapping. SOME FOLKS ADOPTED THE TRASH, I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT.

My tastes are all over the place.

They have some good tracks but they're hit or miss for sure.

A manga style SKEB of Slab by @digitab.bsky.social

Super fun! Go on and get one for your favorite PC
#ttrpg
#pathfinder2e

For me it boils down to just what the business and I disagree on. If what we disagree on is basic human rights, I ain't giving you a dollar no matter how good your product is.

The US social climate in particular would be way easy to navigate if one of our 2 parties didn't run on Christian fear.

Player reaction when their hair brained plan blows up on their face:

((shocked Slab by @arven.bsky.social ))
#ttrpg
#pathfinder2e
#calculatedbutbadatmath

If ya see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Both sides ideology is for ostriches to be comfortable and safe.

Those who have the bandwidth have to fight that toxic narrative of "Kirk was only sharing his mind" with facts.

I'm vociferously attacking these statements when I see them and pointing out the fact that Kirk was the founder and face of turning point USA, a PAC which has spent millions upon millions of dollars trying to deny the LGBTQ+ community basic human rights.

He wasn't just some dude who debated.

It's political theater. The Epstein Files are driving massive, shuddering schisms in the Right and the kingmakers at the GOP know they can't afford this with midterms drawing near.

Kirk was a conservative golden boy and his death is being used as an emotional call to circle the wagons.

Fuck Charlie Kirk and fuck anyone who even remotely defended him.

Fuck anyone who was silent while influential voices on the right openly called for trans genocide.

If you had the audacity to scold people for pointing out Charlie Kirk was a sack of shit and are now silent as the GOP shifts tone from screaming for blood and maximum punishment to bemoaning the fact that "one of them" pulled the trigger:

Please remove yourself from my sight, you're a coward.

When I see the lengths 5E only players are willing to endure just to avoid trying other systems I suddenly understand the "Americans will measure in anything but metric" jokes on a whole new level.

#ttrpg

Nah, if you watch the debate footage he was clearly leaning left at the very end.