ELIZABETH❤️‍🔥SAYRA! (do you think it's forever?)

Haunted is pitch black, with a dark purple sky, green northern lights, and silver stars.

(i do this to get inspo for bracelets all the time.)

Long Story Short is a yellow legal pad and dark blue ink

Don't you Sweat it baby! (and vanilla perfume)

i thought I had you on permanent tag-me-on-Taylor-shit-pls. No?

I was thinking of Showgirl:

"Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet."

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Haunted, easy peasy

What is his white man name?

They're gonna deport his ass if he uses "Julio Rosas"

[] Not yet, give it a minute.

I cackled:

"the point of this isn’t to convince anyone to [...] join her community of fans. Actually, please don’t do that. The [...] demand for Eras Tour tickets is something I never want to deal with again. The swifties are closed to new members until we figure out what the fuck is going on."

i was thinking an O'Keefe, but the subject was lettuce.

The Case for the Forever Shutdown Senate Democrats actually allowing the GOP to stop funding the government is only the first step. Now they have to make the case that Trump’s government is illegitimate.

“Let Republicans have the literal blood of American citizens on their hands—and make that the central issue of the shutdown. Otherwise, enjoy having your health care subsidy debate in the gulags these people would happily send us all to. I hear that poll-tests great.”

❤️‍🔥 I can't seem to play Elizabeth Taylor loud enough to satisfy my craving.

It's like I need it to just blow my eardrums out.
❤️‍🔥

REEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

lWYMMD

She's okay!!!

(so why am I sobbing?)

love how the article made it seem like a great thing by the end.

She was forced out of the workforce, BUT SHE'S SO HAPPY NOW. implication: YOU'LL BE HAPPY WITH SAH MOTHERHOOD, TOO.

There are worse songs to wake up to: Snow's Informer, for example.

I've gotten a different song as an earworm every 30 minutes since Friday. (for last 2 hrs it's been Elizabeth Taylor, tho. FUCKING LOVE IT! THE BEAT IS SICK AF!)

It's missing:

THAT. IS. MAHOGANY!

"I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain*

We’re already doing our first Halloween without Ozzy don’t you fucking dare make us do our first Christmas without Dolly

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

I thug out and "dance" like I'm a gansta rapper. The beat is sick AF.

and if your letters ever said goodbyyyyyyyye

I'D CRYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY EYES VIOLET
ELIZABETH TAYLOR!

Hitchcock's The Birds was a horror film for the US, & a documentary for AUS.

tell me for real, do you think it's forever?

The dirty version of Wood sounds like she's singing "He traumatized me." to my (admittedly bad) hearing.

So, I prefer the clean version, WHICH I CANNOT FIND ON YOUTUBE THIS MORNING. 😠

Well, if you want to be president, getting perp walked by the Fascist DOJ will go a long way.

Perp walk JB, and he's gonna end up president. (if the voting machines are legit)

"Don't call me, St. Peter, cuz I can't goooo, I owe my soul to the company stoooore."

credit to @dustyj77.bsky.social for singing this my WHOLE FUCKING life (& thank YT, bc I had never heard the ACTUAL song before I found it there)

youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch