Pimento Mori

remember, fandom, Marvel is a cash cow for Disney and that means the only consumption we give it for the foreseeable future is shit we already own or can watch for free elsewhere

no exceptions

read fanfic if you're craving it, do not give the studio any goddamn money and stay out of their parks

❌🐭

Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump

I fucking blocked her finally. So I can just go scroll that guy's page in peace without seeing her inserting herself into everything of his. It's too gross to have to watch.

I'm kinda over this whole "date a famous journalist and get him to repost your shallow self-absorbed substack woo to his own audience (that you did nothing to earn)" trend I'm looking at.

Anybody still fawning over Anne Rice in 2025 is a loser and a queer-traitor not worth reposting, imo.

"no sense of humor" is the boomer comeback for every eyeroll they inspire in their much cooler younger relatives at holiday dinner

they themselves have no sense of humor, or they'd say something actually funny instead of being a bitter little bitch about it when it doesn't affect their life at all

jump then fall, spam then block

taylor swift finding true love and getting engaged at 35 reminds us of a few things:

🦋 there is no “perfect age” for anything, only perfect timing

🦋 dream big and fight for what you want and deserve

🦋 if he wanted to he freaking WOULD!!

this is hilarious

I wonder how many other companies are doing this

stop I'm screaming LMAO

I laughed way too hard at this

I work from home so I had to do all the screaming myself lol

I was fine til this one hit the feels
#Swifties #IHateItHereLyrics #SecretGarden

STAHHHHP 😭

I was doing fine until you poked the feels with this 💟

it's so damn perfect

I bet she was trying to egg him on to say something mean so she could run with it

TAYBRIDE

we've named the era! nice!

I half wanna block him for being a salty little man, but I also kinda wanna spam tf out of him with swiftie stuff just to make his head expl0de lool

jfc his whole page is just middle aged white male whining

screenshot of some miserable asshole whining about Taylor Swift's engagement in reply to a random user who asked for context "they're getting married. that's the last time I am speaking on the subject. I'm now blocking all mentions of the couple because it's all you're going to hear about from now until their wedding day. it will be worse than her eras tour." (I told you he was a miserable asshole lol)

oof, so she ain't the only one there's also this dickweed 🙄

Flavor Flav being more cooler about the news than half the men on the internet really says a lot about both

in a world full East Coast Jays, be a Flavor Flav ⏰

ew rude

I'm so rusty with the connections between things, what was in YOYOK that led forward to today (sorry I'm ootl) 🥰

ok #swifties pardon my cluelessness - did it actually happen? or is this a random person's social media prank that got outta hand?

Marjorie, Cornelia St, Cruel Summer, MYOBHFT

"The dead have the right to remain dead."

I couldn't have put it better myself

this has fucked me up all day, because I literally wrote this a full year ago and it went very, very poorly for all involved

and now I guess we're doing this
bsky.app/profile/pime...

Someone smarter than me will probably have something poetic to say about how we're actively killing the earth so we can reanimate corpses

me at 14: lol the bible has a prohibition on necromancy. superstitious morons. i'm so glad i live in an enlightened age

me at 37: shit i guess you actually gotta hand it to 'em on this one

Valve pushes back after Mastercard denies quashing adult content on game platforms Mastercard said it has not 'evaluated any game or required restrictions of any activity on game creator sites and platforms,' but Valve begs to differ.

Bold move by Valve to put out a public statement to the tune of "nah Mastercard is fucking lying, actually," bravo www.gamedeveloper.com/business/val...