Mitch Middleton

In the 2024 election, 31.6% of eligible voters voted for Trump. 30.6% voted for Harris. 1.2% voted for someone else.

Which means 36.6% couldn’t be bothered to get off the couch.

According to the USDA (who administers SNAP), 51% of recipients work full-time (at least 36 hours/week and at least 50 weeks/year). So it’s actually their employers who are the welfare queens. I’m looking at you Amazon, Walmart, McDonalds, Target, Home Depot, Lowe’s, …

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

No mulligans.

She has a little security blanket. That’s so cute! I bet the corner is all threadbare from rubbing it on her cheek when she’s trying to fall asleep at nap time. I wonder if it has a name?

Steven Miller is of the belief that the US should only have 100 million inhabitants…

Noted constitutional scholar Alina Habba Dabba Do.

In a normal country, this guy would be the lunatic at the end of the bar rather than being in charge of a large government agency.

I’ve heard reports from acquaintances of people losing tsa pre check and global entry status…

Reality begs to differ.

Bike the trails or fish the trout streams in The Driftless. Drive the Great River Road.

So much to do here and so little time.

Go up north and see the headwaters of the Mississippi. The Tower/Sudan mine. The North Shore and Split Rock Lighthouse. Canoe the BWCA. Visit the US Hockey Hall of Fame. The hometowns of Bob Dylan, Judy Garland, Sinclair Lewis, Charles Lindbergh, and Lonnie Anderson.

Walk/bike/skate the lakes in mpls. Go to the Walker, Weisman, or Mpls Institute of Art. See a show at the Guthrie or Ordway. Too many museums to count. Take a walking tour of St Paul from the MN Historical Society. Tour the dueling domes (capitol and cathedral) in St Paul.

Only if we get Effigy Mounds park, too.

The FBI agent who concluded Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men?

John Baron.

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Layaway for your housing?

Pissed off because ground beef is $10/pound?

If one person needs to carry proof of citizenship to vote, then every person needs to carry proof of citizenship to vote. No exceptions.

We hit them in the left knee.
We hit them in the right knee.
We hit them in the wee knee.

and the return of Jerusalem as the center of power in a new Israel (which would be why he moved the American embassy there from Tel Aviv during his first term). He is a tool of the Christian Nationalist movement as they materialize Revelations and the second coming.

I’m totally serious.

Bad Faith Documentary Bad Faith exposes Christian Nationalism, the most powerful anti-democratic force in America. Streaming on AppleTv+ and Google Play beginning April 26. Available for preorder now.

If you haven’t already, you should watch the documentary, “Bad Faith”. That he is a degenerate scumbag is a feature rather than a bug. He is chosen by god to be a modern day Cyrus the Great. A heathen that enables the rebuilding of the temple (cont)

www.badfaithdocumentary.com

Where I’m from, shining for deer is illegal.

Trump’s modeling agency, pageants, and the spa at his residence/private club (mar a lago) were the recruiting pipeline for Epstein’s operation.

IMAX-sized projection.

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Is that the same tie he got for his 10th birthday?

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make your misery more comfortable.

Unless you’re a racist, antisemitic, misogynistic, paranoid sociopath. Then the amount of money you have doesn’t matter. You’re still a miserable shitbag.

31% of eligible voters voted for the decomposing orange man.

Which means that 69% did not.

And $150 million to rent Venice for his wedding.