Pat Walsh

He also ruined vests

FUCK YOU, BEZOS!

The Washington City Paper lives! It's one of the only places in the DC area where you can find local news and arts coverage that The Post just decimated.

Follow @wcp.bsky.social nerds.

I hope they do too, but I hope they also do weird stuff that kinda annoys each other and you. But then everybody takes weird naps snuggled together in improbable configurations. Ya know, cat stuff.

BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior

@jortsthecat.bsky.social do you have a record player, Jorts? I can send you this record that I encountered/researched/listened to today. You and Jean could have a really fun dance party while listening to it.

The National Guard is still patrolling DC, carrying handguns & long rifles, patrolling vibrant community spaces in packs to intimidate residents, especially Black residents, of the city.

Keep that in mind as you see the videos of them handing out pizza & coffee in MN.

I was shoveling & a woman walking by complimented my shoveling style and said I really looked like I know what I'm doing. I'm so sincerely proud, I really do think I'm pretty skilled at shoveling thanks to a youth spent shoveling in Syracuse. There are tricks to it, I can spot a novice shoveler too

what horrors are we going to wake up to in the morning

Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.

a close up of a morkie's face, he's half asleep and on my torso

dogs also

muted tortoise shell kitty on my lap

at least cats

Just watched a group of these useless bootlicking National Gaurd fuckos walk into the Subway from which the infamously thrown sub came. Fucking useless losers who aspire to be fascist thugs.

I have gotten more into canning and have a bunch of jars

i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age

Oh, i called 911 once because I witnessed a car crash and asked them if they wanted me to. They did. Happed a few times. That corner I lived on is now luckily a 4-way stop

Im kinda jealous. But also not. I've called 911 because I saw stuff. But it was just a serious medical thing that mostly sucked. I wish I could see wild stuff.

The guy I was with is always high & was always dumb before that. Just an asshole. My pancreas was dead and he thought he was a good dancer.

just watched a military ad that said "those who know what it means to serve" which sounds like a gender neutral term for drag queens

Once they were done inventing ska, they had to do more

Or it could by a Modigliani by Elmyr...

A fun thing is how I'll be surprised when my knee gives out, I'll just "yeah, it's been like that for 30 years" and crawl away. I hate paperwork so much.

As do I. Hi, Weedy!

Just remembered the time I asked a coworker whether he preferred Oasis or Pulp and he said the correct answer: "Blur". This was asked a propos of nothing and he just nailed it.

Its not as bad, in that it doesnt possibly hurting people via erasure: but the word "tinkerpreneur" is almost as dumb as that and they both designed just to annoy

Half moon cookies are a dry, cake like cookie. With soft frosting; half vanilla, half chocolate. When NYC copied it, they called it a "black and white" and used shitty dry icing.

They look like they saw black and white cookies in NYC, which are a shitty recreation of half moon cookies from Utica. They probably watched Seinfeld, a shitty recreation of a sitcom that wasn't funny.

Depending on context...sure

This is why it needs to be Michael Caine. I assume the Muppets had seen Get Carter and weren't going to even try.

My sister saw this at a grocery store today. This is such charmingly misguided ad hoc signage that small, family-owned grocery stores really excel at. They used the red/orange paper to warn about the fire (that happened in the past at the egg carton manufacturer, affecting egg cartons).

I have a deep and unabiding love of New Jersey. Its a weird place amongst and a leading to so much I adore. Thanks, Garden State. I kinda get it.